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focus it's called thread drift....does anyone want to see a picture of my really big housecat?

what am i drinking right now? i don't know but it doesn't have enough liquor in it!

who says???

shakespeare?

we go there with every single post in spray....

this fortunately will not affect my commute. however, if it did, it would do nothing but make me resent cyclists. right now, i respect those who choose to commute by cycling. i go out of my way to be cautious and safe when driving past and being aware of them in my vicinity. can't say i'd be so warm and fuzzy if they made me late to pick my child up. that costs me a minimum of $50 plus a $5/minute that i'm late.

Taming of the Shrew--shakespeare's best comedy.

when you can tell me an english word that rhymes with orange, i'll answer your question.

omfg you've got to be kidding me right?

i think carolyn should go and help chaps with his move....and write a TR for the rest of us

it was stupidly hot near stuart this w/e! we totally changed our plans b/c we didn't want to suffer THAT much. interesting trip. at least you didn't have to call your g/f

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it's a lot scarier than tick marks and that's what worries me sometimes. then again, i've been a total basket case lately, maybe i need to go hang out in the gym

Well then... how 'bout an orca? 40 goats and an orca? i go away for a few days and miss this classic! now we know how to get an orca to roll lie on it's back! eesh!

for this truck chelle takes outstanding care of it. really nice vehicle!

i see you've met my neighbors hell hound

rumr--shut up. there's plenty of climbing going on by the people on this site. sorry it doesn't live up to your standards and sorry you can't appreciate getting together for a beer at the end of the day.

sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! i want to buy a set of the new BD cams....i need $$$$

jon--that's just not nice!!! i've killed a few more trees and there is data...lots of data....bwahahahaha! i'll print the coversheet for my TPS report just as soon as i find my swingline.

now that's the funniest thing i've read in a while.

i'm pretty sure you only think there's a trick...now take your people away to have the rubber chicken removed from their bums....i'm going to have to go relocate and reprint this data. if it disappears again, the rubber chicken is dead!

this certainly isn't CBS' worst idea

I AM GOING TO SHOW "YOUR PEOPLE" WHERE TO PUT YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where the hell did it go????!!!!!!!!!!!! is it possible that i just imagined having that data?? oh fuck--corporate america has cost me what little mind i had. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!

AHHH--so your wife is trying to aid the marriage by killing you?