minx

thinker, i'm surprised. informative? from the tone of your post, it sounds like he's informative on important issues. derek lowes affair with the nanny is about as important as any other story on the cover of soap opera digest

yes

yeah--why am i not surprised that you'd know about this.

cool! so instead of primordial ooze, god planted adam and eve, the first single cell organisms on the earth, in one instant swoop of his magic wand?

minx...it's the new black

seriously, i need someone to explain ID for me. it don't understand the logic behind this idea.

nahhh---too soon. must pace myself.

really, i'm mocking and scorning the parents of these kids. they're the ones occupying seats on the schoolboards and PTA.

Couldn't we all? i said "defragging" not defrocking

what you're really saying is that the genome could use a good defragging?

wouldn't you like to know!

SUCCESS!!!!

seems as plain as the pimples on their faces could someone explain intelligent design for me. clearly i wasn't designed intelligently.

am i the only one not shocked by this. appalled yes, surprised...no way.

that's me in the middle.

no, i'm sorry. i can't participate. i'm exhausted from my earlier moderation efforts. moderate moderation is an endurance sport. those speed moderators have no stamina!

OW--the kids are getting needy again. can we ban them all?

We at team Mistress Moderator Minx or Team MMM for short decided conditions were ripe today for a speed moderation attempt. Temperatures are moderate, lunch hour had arrived and the spray conditions were favorable for a moderation attempt. we were skeptical of our ability to topple the previous record of 0.45miliseconds for quickest moderation (held by at least 4 other moderators) so we chose to pursue a different speed record. we embarked on our goal of achieving the moderate speed moderation record. many objective hazards were encountered during our attempt. during the first segment of the moderation attempt, we were thwarted by an unprovoked conversation with a boss and an urgent request for information from another colleague. the moderation conditions seemed to decline during a short run at lunch. although disheartened by these events, the team rallied after refueling on the leftovers from a catered meeting of the senior executives. we did not achieve our stated goal of "about" an hour, the moderate moderation was completed in 1:46 according to the cc.com clock. however i was unable to find a 5 year old or a cockatiel to independently verify this time. Team MMM considers this to be the biggest event in spray moderation this month and expects appropriate unwarranted accolades. Upon completion of this highly simple route, one member of team MMM was heard to say "it was slow, but it's better that way". another member of MMM remarked, "that this attempt was done in the true style and spirit of spray, much time was wasted in pointless, off task pursuits." gear notes: one mouse and too much time.

stupid bear question: i heard someone yesterday saying that there are no brown bears in WA. is this true? i've seen a couple of black bears over the years. one mosied up pretty close to the barn recently.

cougars are bigger than this.

Pfffft! As we used to say in college: You can't drink all day unless you start first thing in the morning! indeed! this explains my stunning gpa at my institution of higher drinking. now i'm thinking i need to wear a stronger bra on airplanes. i really don't want my boobs to explode

sheep are aid

duh!

can't be personal since i throw my kid out the front door to go play all the time. that doesn't mean i'm not protective. i just think you're wrong that's all

money can't really buy good judgement or taste now can it?