JGowans

Distel, you are smooth dude http://books.dreambook.com/thelawgoddess/guests.html

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? Yeah baby! Very grrrr!

as of monday it wasn't. with this weather though, who knows? maybe.

You see, that's why you don't get any. You use the English accent. No-one likes the English and could quite easily mistake you for that ugly retard Hugh Grant who didn't even have the wherewithall to realize that when one pays for a hooker, one actually has the option to buy a decent looking one. Still, when you've been with FUGLIES all your life, it's hard to see beyond that. Right?

its kewl, i just woke her up and told her!!!! In between fits of laughter at reading this original and wit laced post, I somehow managed to summon the composure to throw back "Dude, the only way you'd be waking up my lady would be as you drove by in your souped up Honda Civic with the neon trim hoping beyond hope that all the attention you received would somehow transpire into a date with a chick that had all her limbs and faculties intact. After all, it's a numbers game with you eh?"

IT'S GETTIN' HOT IN HERE. SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES. I AM GETT-ING SO HOT I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF.

cheers mate. i'll pass on the compliment to her.

Dude, it's a bit early for Southern Hemisphere skiing isn't it? I skied in Argentina a couple of years ago, but that was in August / September. Where are you off to?

Timmy, is that Bend Horse Cock she's munching on?

Agree that RMI guides are top notch. They get a lot of flack because they have a monopoly on Rainier though. Anyway, the $771 is your 3 day summit climb. The first day is a hike and some rudimentary self-arrest and rope travel practice. The next day is the hike up to Muir. The 3rd day is summit day. If you want to learn moutaineering though, have you considered Alpine Ascents International? They have classes and seminars throughout the season. Using commercial guides though to learn the ropes can be a bit spendy. As much as most folks on this site hate them, have you considered The Mountaineers? Classes start in January. I'd say it's a great introduction to climbing and cheap too at just $220. Another option would be Washington Alpine Club.

1.) JGowans doesn't need to try 2.) JGowans has a burd and gets laid most days Thank you. Drive thru.

Me too. Not afraid to say it. Liked her back when she was in the sugarcubes "This wasn't supposed to happen". Liked her solo stuff. Liked her movie "Dancer in the dark." Bjork !!! (In her own Icelandic Impish way)

Ah that may be the case, but I'm talking of pristine Euro flesh!

So far, 55% seem to want Dwayner's mattress more than the women. Maybe Seattle isn't ready for ISELLPUSSY yet. Hmmm.

I've been inundated with responses so far, and thanks for your offers to help me orgnanize the event.I'm just trying to get an idea of numbers, so if you could take a minute to respond I'd be most grateful. Can you attend the first U.S. ISELLPUSSY event?Yes. I'll be pumped and primedNo. I don't like women and am afraid of heights.Maybe. Depends on whether Dwayner brings his mattress or not.

Friends, I’m proud to announce the first Illicit Sexy European Ladies Love Party Underage Slappers Suspiciously Yummy (ISELLPUSSY) event in the U.S.!!! Having been made to feel most welcome since I came into the fold of cc.com, I’d like to reciprocate by sharing my network of hot Euro friends with you all. There’s something for everyone I’m sure. If the ladies would like to get some Euro H.C., just let me know, and I’ll arrange a similar event. So, you may be asking what’s this all about? Well, in reading a post the other day about the recent Euro style ascent of The Tooth, and the ensuing suggestion for a portaledge party, I decided to get the plan into action so to speak. Second Ascent has kindly donated the portaledges, Taboo Video has supplied much of the sex toys, and edible gel, while Larry’s Market has kindly donated 2 meters of prime horsecock. On July 4th at Pineapple Pass starting at 2pm, we’ll have an array of European ladies hanging out ready to pleasure you wearing mostly nothing and eager to please. Countries represented so far include Spain, France, Poland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Holland, Belgium, and Germany with more still to confirm. On hand will be an assortment of traditional European foods with lots of cheese and fine wine. Please note that this is a BYOC (Bring Your Own Condoms) party. Music will be provided courtesy of Europe, Spagna, Nena, Aha, Roxette, and Ace of Bass. I hope you can all make it and hopefully this is a good way to show you all how thankful I am that my American brethren accepted me and made me feel part of the snafflehound club. As you can see, the newspapers back home are making quite a fuss about it. Expect a large tabloid press corp in attendance. Hopefully it won’t affect your performance. See you all on the 4th!

Snafflehounds love it.

or "D&B Groupie"?

I imagine it's mostly to feel the phallic steel shaft rubbing up against the side of your leg. Threats from a gun-toting braggadocio don't phase me too much. You just need to roll in that mattress a bit and feel other humans. I'm guessing you don't socialize much. I'd suggest starting with stale jizz to give a jolt back into reality.

Dude, I'd pay to see some hapless bastard plunge into the mattress full of jizz, beer, pee, and an entire assortment of juices and concoctions. I'd pay most dough though to see Sphincter Boy wrapped up in it and tossed into the Wenatchee River for an impromptu white water pinball game.

Leaving Seattle 5am. Hike up to lunch counter. Camp. Summit early Sunday. Got 2, maybe 3 in the partyjust now with a good likelihood of meeting a couple of other cc.com folks at the lunch counter. Who's in?

Mr Gowans would never dare introduce the cadre of fine Euro fillies he has at his disposal to such an uncouth bunch of slobbering, slothful, slimey, saps. I think I shall organize a rival portaledge party on the little rock adjacent to the Tooth. It shall be a full British monarchy endorsed expedition with much fanfare in the local tabloids and a long line of under employed Americans carrying our picnic hampers up to Pineapple Pass.

Nice one man!

I think at this point, Trask would interject by telling you to suck the farts out of his arse or just label you "asseyes." Sniff sniff. I miss Trask. Here's to Trask. He taught me a lot about ghetto anatomy terms.