JGowans

Ok, 5pm: time to knock off. I may swing by the Ballroom. Later amigo.

I may come for shits and giggles. Will you rhesort to wanting to kick my Euro ass because I shag all of your American fillies and make fun of young patriots such as yourself? If you decide to come, bring a paper and pen because school is in session.

You are clearly the product of American society grasshopper. "rhetort" sums it up quite well if you ask me.

Speaking of quality, I'm having a rare old time duking it out with young Fence-Shitter... http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB4&Number=189592&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1&PHPSESSID=

Poor Fence-Sitter. You've been reduced to pointing out semantics in the face of stiff spray competition that clearly out-gunned and out-maneuvered you. Ha Ha! I shall remember this encounter and go easy on you next time. We really can't have fellow sprayers crying online now can we?

I shall merely refer you to my previous post and hope that you don't cry too hard.

Ha ha that is funny for 3 different reasons… 1) I need not have met you to ascertain by your ridiculous posts on this site that you are indeed what most non-Jerry Springer aficionados would describe simply as an oxygen thieving retard. 2) I assume that this job offer required no comprehension of written English. Otherwise, I fear for your burgeoning career before it has even begun. Let me know if you’d like a quick English grammar immersion course taught by yours truly in exchange for a couple of bottles of single-malt. 3) As for the pictures, I can only hope that when you downloaded them from the Internet, you didn’t give your visa number to the “Lithuanian Burds I Can Claim To Have Shagged” web site. That in fact is a scam site designed to attract testosterone laden pups such as yourself with a bounty down below and not much more than a head full of shite above. Having said all of the above though, why not humor us all with the pictures for posterity's sake?

I agree. It's a bit sterile and boring around here these days. We need a war to liven things up.

Don't even Fence-Shitter. I just know that the Euro ladies listened to you waffle on for about 3 minutes, and clocked your number right away as a borderline retard that confirmed their already misguided views of Americans. Thereafter, you simply became an object of ridicule that people pointed to with their cigarettes and laughed at on the bus. I'm sorry it had to be that way. Some day I shall write a book on how young studs like yourself can get the ladies in Euroland simply by applying a bit more sophistication, dodgy cologne, and a dash of cool.

I’d never consider myself to be in the same class as Trask, and in any case surely the monarchy can only be passed on to another U.S. citizen lest a pansy liberal Euro taint the crown with a smidge more wit, deft humor, tales of questionable copulation antics, and a liberal laissez-faire attitude that says FUBAR NOT WAR? Having said all that though, I think the great Trask himself should have the last word on whom should occupy his brown-stained throne.

Jealousy gets you nowhere Josh. I can't help it if the chicks dig me and not the whiney mommy's-boy americanos.

WTF??? I knew we were in demand the world over, but this is getting ridiculous. Reminds me of the time I shagged a burd in New Orleans. She then posted on some pseudo Scottish ex-pat web site asking if anyobdy knew how to get in touch with some Scottish guy living in Seattle called Jason. I almost shat a breeze-block when I saw that. I emailed the webmaster and in true American fashion threatened legal action if he didn't remove the post. I wouldn't have minded but she was a bit of a dog.

I spoke to the ranger today...Morrison Creek campground is open. That just adds 3 more mile to the trip each way between Morrison Creek and Cold Springs. Anybody wanna join me? Leave Seattle early Saturday. Climb up to lunch counter, camp, and hopefully summit early sunday.

Just spoke to the ranger station. Best way to get there from Seattle just now is: I5-S US-12 to Randle FS-25 East on FS-90 FS-23

Am doing Adams this weekend. Anyone know what how the roads are? I know the ranger station report on the web page says it's still under snow 4 miles from Cold Creek but maybe somebody has been up there anyways? Their last report was on May 20th.

Looking for at least one partner to join me and a french dude traveling here for a few weeks. Leave Seattle probably early Saturday. Set up camp late saturday on the mtn. Summit sunday if weather's ok. Sound reasonable? PM if interested.

I'm not joking dude...a guy from my home town (Dundee) died late last year after being bitten by a rabid bat. Very unusual case and the first death due to rabies for a number of years in Scotland. My advice would be to get it checked out.

Skipped work today. Waiting for my ride to Rainier so I can be chucked into a crevasse and rescued by some gumby mounties much like myself. The bottle of red and 12 pack should keep me going till I get to Paradise. Later you rock stars. Have a good weekend.

That's funny, That could be a new catch phrase "Dude, your story is bullshit, what are you trying to pull, a - or something" I'm calling a - on that one.

Yeah, I am a cheap bastard. No doubt. I may just go for some ghetto poles instead

I agree totally. I have the Scott outback poles. It was the upper half that was stuck. I was using pliers but to no avail. Finally used the trusty left hand orientation instead. Voila! I'm greasing the pole up right now. Should be spick and span in no time and Bob will indeed be your uncle once more.

Off-width! Guffaw guffaw snort snort hahahardehar snigger snigger.

You are sick my friend. Fortunately in these times of strife and enormous stress, I have my willy to console me. Willies are aid.

blah blah blah. why can't we just all get along and talk about willies and wimmin and such? i've said it before, and i'll say it again, the best advice i ever got was from one of my canadian mates now living in Golden who said, "All you need in life is whisky, weed and Slayer." Not quite my kettle of fish but there you go.

Checked out hot wimmin at exit 38. I believe that in the deck of "pre-emptive chest-beating" cards, my "hot wimmin at exit 38" trumps your "midweek saunter up da toof" nah, nice one mate!