Dr_Flash_Amazing

There's always the coveted "underpaid gym bitch" position! If you play your cards right, you can work your way up to wall monitor and play bad cop with the hardmen!

And word is there's a bunch of anorexic homos in tights out at Smith Rock, hanging on the rope and clipping bolts that are five feet apart and calling it "climbing." Scandal!

Word up, I-to-the-M! Don't let them wack-ass haters front on your mad steez! Represent!

Dr. Flash Amazing is a climber. A sports climber. If you're any other type of climber, you can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut! You can take a flying fuck at the moon, for that matter!* *Thanks, KV!

Could we stay on topic here? Dude is asking about ropes and you're getting into all kinds of weird shit.

Hmm ... the mesh bag trick sounds smart, although DFA wouldn't know anything about thongs . Word on the street, though, and from at least one person DFA knows, is that just tossing your cord in a top-loader can result in the rope wrapping around the agitator and wrecking the washing machine. For what it's worth.

Careful, there. You don't want to throw your cord in a top-loading washer, unless you are looking for an excuse to by a new washing machine. Take it to the laundromat unless you have a front loading machine.

Is iPod Lounge typically the slowest-loading page on the interweb, or is this an anomaly? Spent minutes waiting for the page to load (speedy connection) and bailed in frustration.

Umm, nothankyou!

So, you're hip, you own an iPod, and you rock that bad boy all over the place. What accessories do you have for it that kick much bootah? Any total crap accessories that you really shouldn't have bought? Cases, connections, cords, car kits, etc. Recommendations, rants, raves, further reading suggestions, etc. all appreciated. The DFAPod is ready to step out in style; help it succeed!

Word on the street is that it did, but only a little bit. DFA Posse was col' chillin' back in PDX at that juncture, for fear of a repeat of the previous weekend's downpourings. Word.

Killer day at the mudpile on Sunday! Those are the days you wait all summer for: crisp morning, warm sun, cool shade, huge mobs of people everywh ... OK, scratch the last part, but the rest was great.

Bunch of cocky looking bastards. Bet they don't know dick about how to grope their way up such a hard line. Probably all lack the balls, anyway.

DFA's smart enough to avoid tweaky 5.13 guano jamming in the first place. The Doc's been suckered into plenty of craptastic face routes, though.

BS hippie fluff. To be blown directly out the ass.

"Hey, kid! You wanna make ten bucks?" "Fuck you, queer!" - Repo Man

Taaaaappa, tappa, tappa!

vs. Low standards, eh?

Very funny. Your proximity to Canada has obviously affected your personality, Mr. White. Although you may have hit on the reason the Doctor has climbed Lion's Jaw more than any other trad route -- so many face holds!

1. Mt. Thielsen: ca. 6 miles (? it's been awhile) of hiking to an interminable scree slog followed by a brief flurry of 5.0 free moves? Please! 2. "That .10d Route" at Smith ... bolted, but not cleaned. Sweet! Dig that friable tuff! 3. .12ish route at Rattlesnake in the cave/cathedral feature with chipped holds and glued-on pieces of rock for holds, the latter of which are so coated in glue that they are frightfully slippery. A new pinnacle of lameness. 4. Barbecue the Pope: A whole pitch of sharp, greasy, insecure micro-nubbins and crimps -- rad! 5. Flight of the Patriot Scud Blaster: Three bolts worth of climbing, consisting of a 5-easy ramp, three moves of sharp, awkward thrutching, and a 5-easy ramp! A standout classic!

Shut up, mean Canadian-head. DFA has climbed many of Smith Rock's classic 5.8-and-under trad pitches!

Wouldn't it be easier to just come out and say that you've got a stiff plank for Johnny Depp?

tons o' guns everybody gettin' strapped tons o' guns gotta watch the way ya act tons o' guns real easy to get tons o' guns bringin' nothin' but death tons o' guns