Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by b-rock: Damn man, you're gettin' cranky lately. Must be the Doctor's old age and resulting world-weariness.

Then why don't you interject something about climbing, pussy?

Well, we could change the topic. Trask, why don't you share with the group what you'd like to talk about! Weren't you just saying something the other day about some new chicken lube or some such?

quote: Originally posted by flick: Why don't you try eating a can of SHUT THE FUCK UP!! for lunch. Oh, you're a hoot! Stop, you're going to make the Doctor laugh so hard Pad Se Ew comes out his nose!

quote: Originally posted by flick: Somebody please smack that hippy, peace loving, left wing, clinton knob slobbing, know nothing, sport climbing, retard Dr. Flash Amazing into his grave. It's all out war. Kill the Iraquis and the Afghans! Just because we're pissed and flexing our muscles, is all the reason we need. Yeah who cares who dies over there? I don't!. Kill them fucks and let's start with you being target number one! Brilliant thesis you've got there! Keep up the good thinking, sport! Lunch time!

quote: Originally posted by RopeGunHooker: I don't need to justify killing. Therefore I think we should start with killing Dr Flash Amazing. Someone zap this character off the boards. Waaaahhhhhh!!! Bitchy tough-talking murder advocate doesn't like DFA! Waaaahhhhhh!!! Did someone forget to feed you today, Mr. Fussyface?

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Wait, can't you solve this by talking to him? You might understand if you heard his side. Such a good point, Gag W. It would be much more, uh, manly and American if the Doctor simply resorted to bashing anyone he disagreed with. Civlity and discussion are such weak ways of solving problems, after all.

Attention, uppity fuckers: The Doctor was just ribbing the two-plankers. Do whatever you want. Anyway, sk, Bachie is a great mountain to learn on, a fact exemplified by its nickname, i.e. "Flatchelor." Have fun in the snow. Page top, fux0rz! [ 09-18-2002, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

"DFA I read your computer geek shit and all I have to say is "sit on it"." It ain't computer geek shit, fool. Pay closer attention and you might figure it out. And quit cruising for DFA; he ain't interested in man tools, tool.

Opening an AutoCAD 2000 format file. Resolve Xref "A-TYPEIa": C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Projects\Sun Ridge 200240\A-TYPEIa.dwg "A-TYPEIa" loaded. Resolve Xref "A-A1": C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Projects\Sun Ridge 200240\A-A1.dwg "A-A1" loaded. Resolve Xref "A-TYPEIb": P:\SUNRIDGE\A-TYPEIb.dwg "A-TYPEIb" loaded. Resolve Xref "A-BD-001": C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\Projects\Sun Ridge 200240\A-BD-001.dwg "A-BD-001" loaded. Regenerating model. LOADING PROGRAM... Type CHECKSPELL to spell check text in attributes. EXCHPROP loaded. CHT command loaded. XLIST.LSP loaded. Enter "xlist" or "-xlist" to use. AutoCAD bonus utilities loaded. Type < MSZOOM > to execute. AutoCAD menu utilities loaded. Command: Command: Command: qselect Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 404 found Select objects: 48 item(s) selected. Command: Specify opposite corner: Command: Command: Command: _copyclip 49 found Command: *Cancel* Command: *Cancel* Command: '_pan Press ESC or ENTER to exit, or right-click to display shortcut menu. Command: Command: *Cancel* Command: Command: Command: _copyclip Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 218 found Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 6 found, 4 removed, 214 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 4 found, 3 removed, 211 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 4 found, 3 removed, 208 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 4 found, 208 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 2 found, 2 removed, 206 total Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 2 found, 2 removed, 204 total Select objects: Command: '_zoom Specify corner of window, enter a scale factor (nX or nXP), or [All/Center/Dynamic/Extents/Previous/Scale/Window] <real time>: _e Command: '_pan Press ESC or ENTER to exit, or right-click to display shortcut menu. Command: l LINE Specify first point: Specify next point or [undo]: *Cancel* Command: l LINE Specify first point: Specify next point or [undo]: Specify next point or [undo]: Command: Command: Command: layfrz Initializing... AutoCAD Bonus Layer Tools Loaded. Options/Undo/<Pick an object on the layer to be FROZEN>: Layer A-ROOF-MEDM has been frozen. Options/Undo/<Pick an object on the layer to be FROZEN>: Command: Command: Command: _copyclip Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 51 found Select objects: Specify opposite corner: 51 found (3 duplicate), 99 total Select objects: Command: Command: Command: _ Command: -layer Current layer: "BEAMS" Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: thaW Enter name list of layer(s) to thaw: * Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: Regenerating model. Command: Specify opposite corner: Command: e ERASE 1 found Command: *Cancel* Command: *Cancel* Command: <Switching to: Layout1> Regenerating layout. Regenerating model - caching viewports. Command: *Cancel* Command: *Cancel* Command: <Switching to: Model> Restoring cached viewports. Command: Automatic save to C:\windows\TEMP\S2_1_1_9087.sv$ ... Command: Updating Indexes for block *MODEL_SPACE Done. '_pan Press ESC or ENTER to exit, or right-click to display shortcut menu. Command: '_dimstyle Command: '_style Command: Command: Command: _-layer Current layer: "BEAMS" Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: s Enter layer name to make current or <select object>: dimension Enter an option [?/Make/Set/New/ON/OFF/Color/Ltype/LWeight/Plot/Freeze/Thaw/LOck/Unlock/stAte]: Command: dimlinear Specify first extension line origin or <select object>: Specify second extension line origin: Specify dimension line location or [Mtext/Text/Angle/Horizontal/Vertical/Rotated]: Dimension text = 12'-0" Command: '_dimstyle Command: Command: ** STRETCH ** Specify stretch point or [base point/Copy/Undo/eXit]: Command: *Cancel* Busy day.

quote: Originally posted by flick: It means, flick my switch and I'm kicking your punk ass. You look like the kid who stole the hubcaps off my '62 Lincoln, you little punk. Convertible? Does it have the suicide doors?

Sure, sure; little vacation would be nice. A couple thousand bucks wouldn't hurt, either. Maybe some new records. And a beer. A beer would really be great.

... touching the void ... ... churning in the wake ... Page top again, you pansy tools! [ 09-18-2002, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Badoomp, crash!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Trask's mama = DFA's new sponsor .... this message brought to you by Vinager & Water. Shouldn't that message have been brought to us by chicken broth, smarty-pants?

Ah, DFA was hoping he'd have figured out how to get sponsored for himself by now. After all, one never gets far in the spancering business without thinking for oneself, and getting a spancer... err, sponsorship shouldn't just fall in ones lap.

Damn, Necro, you're really down with the spancering! You should get, er, sponsored for all that spancering. (Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Sounds of clearing throat.)

"You should be ashamed of yourself. You know better than to fuck around on this bbs. Only the serious need apply." [ 09-18-2002, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Yourself included, there, NecrOsamaBinLadenomicon? Nothing interesting to say, indeed. "What do you think of my offensive new avatar image? What do you think of my offensive new avatar image? What do you think of my offensive new avatar image? What do you think of my offensive new avatar image? What do you think of my offensive new avatar image? What do you think of my offensive new avatar image? What do you think of my offensive new avatar image?"

quote: Originally posted by trask: Here's a silly song to go with a new black thong Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat... Bow bow bow... Ummm... the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry! Bow bow bow... Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun... Bow bow bow... Hee hee hee hee... What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? Bow bow bow... Whatchootalkin'about, Willis?

Hey, MtnGoat - The Doctor was mulling over various bits of things discussed in this thread yesterday, and had a question about your objectivistness. As the Doctor recalls, you were doing a fine and apparently well-read job of refuting the Doctor's arguments and supporting the need for war, and the need to wage war Iraq, or at least supporting the possibility. The Doctor also recalls a few instances in which you referred to not wishing to impose your will or your parameters for a good life on others via democracy and laws. So it occurred to DFA to wonder why you would support war, which seems to the Doctor to be the ultimate manifestation of imposing your will on someone else; by not simply negatively affecting their lifestyle , but by taking their life altogether. The Doctor does not understand how you can justify killing as a means to get ones way but not the inconvenience of something like a law you may find to be limiting.

Ah, DFA knows that. He was making like to joke. You know, like instead of the half-ropes being used side by side, that they were being tied end to end to make one full-length rope. Apparently this was a little too subtle for certain cave-dwelling folk to grasp ...

Better yet, learn to snowboard, and avoid the perilous dork-trap that is two sticks.

It has come to the attention of Dr. Flash Amazing that rope manufacturers are now producing single, full-length ropes, eliminating the previous need to buy two halves and tie them together! Saves on all that tedious knot-tying, and of course having to pass the knot whilst belaying. Ingenious!

DFA:"Speaking of whom, keep your eyes on Afghanistan in the future and watch for a large oil pipeline spanning the country, then ask yourself whether we decimated the country and installed a government we approved of for the good of their country, or the good of our oil companies." MG: "You have never addressed the alternative plan you had, this is the second time I'm asking you to do so." The Doctor is not a politician or an expert on foreign policy, so it's doubtful that he could come up with a fully functional alternative. However, engaging a ragtag army of AK-toting Afghans intermixed with civilians by dropping huge bombs on them doesn't seem like the most efficient way of rooting out who we're looking for. When the police are looking for suspects, do they blow up the houses of those they suspect, and then look for the evidence? Perhaps smaller groups of soldiers launching more precise attacks on specific targets would have been a good start. Freezing the terrorists' assets seemed like a great idea, too, although it doesn't seem to have been too successful. For all the rhetoric about how this is a new kind of war requiring new tactics, why did we charge in with the B-52's (Love shack, baby, love shack!) and start cluster-bombing? It's obvious that the tactics we used haven't done much as far as turning up or eliminating Bin Laden. Additionally, we seem to be threatened by potential terrorist action quite a lot lately (see Tom Ridge's brilliant color-coded alert system), so it would seem that aside from not finding Bin Laden, we haven't done much to mitigate the threat against us, either. Is this the mark of an effective military campaign?