Dr_Flash_Amazing

Oh, OK. 'Cause he's a nice guy.

I would like to see Jason's list of the strng climbers in the state. Who are they Jason? Who are you going to snub, by leaving off the list? What hasbeens and wannabes are you gonna put on? Is it only going to be people you know, or people you have never met but know the spray of? Will your list bear any resemblance to reality? Is this the Jason that works/worked at Stone Gardens?

Try the PAGETOPS, they're delightful.

Aplets and Cotlets.

Where the fuck have you been?

They're some kind of semisolid fruit gelly-goo, with walnuts suspended therein, and they're dipped in powdered sugar.

And, standing above the man's grave, CPB would indeed be looking down on him!

Well, that's cool. Aplets and Cotlets are yummy, in the same bizarre way that Jack In The Box tacos are yummy. What the hell are they? Who knows, but they're tasty.

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Bolt that shit up! Choice looking lines on the headwall at the top of Shipwreck! Isn't that nougat, dude?

Gaston, high-step, mono, crimp, go again, match, huck, clip!

And what's with the school of coelecanths in the background?

Who was the kid from Chronicles of Narnia with the weakness for Turkish Delight? Edmond? Eustice? Edwin? And just what the galloping fuck is Turkish Delight, while we're at it?

It doesn't. So kick back with some bon-bons and watch to see who's diddling, two-timing, or trying to poison whom. Grand fun, Mr. Puge!

Khamsin 52 ! Carries like a dreamy Cadillac, too. Redefining "plush suspension."

No problem. Anytime.

Had there been a bustle in your hedgerow?

Is that the shoe-cam view of the Jim Foreman trampoline?

C'mon, you know you like ...

They left socialized medicine off the board! Buffoons!

Dunno nothing about no white wines. You can have reds with chicken, though. Pick up some Three-Buck, you'll be glad you did!

Baja Rally A[something] Truck?

Y'know, speaking of Merlot, DFA just picked up a bottle of the now-famous Three-Buck Chuck Merlot at TJ's, after having been thoroughly impressed with the T-BC Cab last week. Perhaps tonight the Doctor will take the Merlot for a test-drive. Really, kids, the T-BC Cab is quite a fine bargain. A remarkably full, lush fruit flavor compared to the usual super-bright and weak-bodied cheap wines. After sampling a few other TJ's three-dollar wines, DFA can safely say that the T-BC is in a league of its own, and well-deserving of the hype. Charles Shaw Cabernet Sauvignon, $2.99 at Trader Joe's markets -- Dr. Flash Amazing's Wine Buy of the Week!

"RAISE YOUR GLASS AND SING THE PRAISE OF THE D-F-AAAAAAA!" Erik, you've advanced to the top of the Dr. Flash Amazing Christmas List this year! Anything you want, Bubba!