Mr._Natural

DFA, yup.

"If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish (because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know?). No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. "

I thought he wanted he radio in the tub when the song peaks and the rabbit eats his own head?

he got the fa chair nf. last time I saw him he was on a snowmachine in the icicle, ing

chuck pratt

Iain, you probabaly know this but for those guys who don't, this is not a good harness for anything that requires any hanging at all. pinches the jewels.

one if my favs, Tom Patey

John Salathé, 1974.

thanks greg but I see it came at a great price... A STAR! haters.

more than you ever wanted to know about John Henry

along similar lines..... Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get buried again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And drove it to the city Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My name's Louise Now will you take off my clothes please? I want to take you to the moon and back So get on your back." With a flick of the tongue She made her scream She made her laugh She made her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more Now with her legs spread wider She needed to have Louise inside her She said, "I'll never forget the first time You kissed me, now I want you to fist me." Louise didn't need a second invitation She knew just what to do ( X 2 ) Liza had cum a few times before But she had never even seen the door Into the world of pleasures of the flesh She felt just like 16 And her life before now was a dream Or even a nightmare thats over and done Just like warm healing rays Shining from the sun

sweet forum GT, I mean shame on you!

or homeless shelters, seriously.

have you done clean crack? mmmmmmmmmmm

werd

I know I am late on this but whatever you do DO NOT SEE SOLARIS. This movie sucked ass. Horrible plot, worse ending. Although if you are interested in George Kloonies ass by all means check it out. Oh yeah, the new 007 is almost as bad. hollywood sucks

thanks for the sure fire second from page top formula there trask.

magic nummers: 24, 49, 74..... page tops for the masses!!! lets try to keep it in spray though. [ 11-26-2002, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Natural ]

quote: I wonder what a huge cliff of rock salt would be like to ice climb (dry tool) on. maybe it would be like chalk, probably way harder on picks though. [ 11-25-2002, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Natural ]

I wasn't talking about you shelly, we all know you are married. [ 11-20-2002, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Natural ]

does anyone else smell slut?

I think I see them coming now..... nope it was just a

I haven't done TC but from what I have heard you don't need too much in the way of widgitz. I do remember cleaning a fish hook that my pardner left ductaped to a flake on green drag on, but it too basically goes clean with very little trickery required, steep though! have fun and enjoy he sun/exposure. btw, I have heard that the "best line" whatever that means, is to start on green drag on and traverse over to TC for the x3 roofs pitch. has anyone done this?