Son_of_Caveman

quote: Originally posted by allison: Judging on his qualifications and his record, he is arguably the best in town.....but man, he made me CRY! Guess I won't be inviting him to my next cocktail party.... Allison, did you shave your legs before meeting the Doc?

quote: Originally posted by Muir on Saturday: quote:Originally posted by Son of Caveman: gun writer/philosopher that's precious did it make you all warm and fuzzy?

Scott, I didn't write that you nitwit. I cut and pasted it from my email. I agree with all of it though. Like I said, just something to think about. Dru, Jeff Cooper is a retired Marine Col. and gun writer/philosopher. He's pretty conservative...that's obvious. He started Gunsite Ranch years ago, which was a gun training place. Anyway, I like reading his shit and throw some in around here once in awhile to see if you fuckers are awake or not. Besides, although this is a climbing site, if that was all we ever talked about, I fear this site would quickly die...or at least bore to tears. I like the occasional political shit to spice the place up. Just my .02 DFA you faggot, eat balls! [ 11-19-2002, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

I thought trask was cool. He sure has a way with the ladies. I wanna be like trask.

I am blaming it on him and anyone in power like him. Thankfully now stronger heads will prevail. That little letter wasn't to start another thread on politics. I just thought it pertained somehow. Go back to sleep everybody.

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton- Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically: 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out? 2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college. 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex. 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all. 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral. 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising. 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals. 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips. 9. Thank you, also,! for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe- trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration. 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends." 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you! 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay! 14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so- called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. Th! is was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth? What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally. SINCERELY, A US Citizen PS Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e- mail

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Dwayner you old cum guzzler. How the hell are ya?

DFA, you are a hopeless fag ("not that there's anything wrong with that"). I'm sure you'd like to smell Vin's pants. bwahahahaa [ 11-18-2002, 05:26 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

That's rather disturbing to say the least.

how much for the roach clip?

Those Trojans worked good, huh Allison?

I will say this, as screwed up as government, taxes, horny politicians, the environment and the hippies are, America, especially the PNW, is a killer place to live. At least for me.

Ya want to talk about love loss, they 86'ed trask.

Dan, I've found that in the fitness forum, whoever the moderator is doesn't screw around at all. If your post even hints at anything but deadpan serious, it'll get yanked. Just the way it goes I guess.

Hey lookie. That fucker trask has finally been kicked off the boards. HooRay!!!

I hear ya sista. Your buddy can't log in anymore for some reason either. It's a conspiracy.

Zee is a cowboy with an attitude. Watch it.

RURP, you're frickin' hilarious!

the Raven

scot'assholeia

I fully agree with RURP on this one. Talking smack about kids is over the line. Fucking Scot'teryx is too far out there. 86 the shitbox. [ 07-02-2002, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

I agree with Greg. You're old news and no one wants to hear me extrapolate on the subject of why you're a moron. Your frequent posts fortify the fact nicely. Unfortunately, you and Scot'teryx have a lot in common. Neither one of you morons will ever be anything but.

I think it's time to rejuvinate Pube Club. My idea: Allison, Icegurl, HollyClimber, Donna Top Step, et al... in thongs doing free table dances. SK can handle the private sofa cuddles. Whatcha think guys?

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment" So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prize filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth. can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin pretty pissed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat?" Totally pissed at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?"