Son_of_Caveman

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Well . . . I know when I'm licked . . . all over Hey DFA...babe...this is just for you. [ 11-22-2002, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Need the Doctor remind you of the well-known Nostradamus prophecy which states that "he who would anger Dr. Flash Amazing would surely have great ill befall him." True dat. poofter

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Fag. You've got to get it through the pinhead of yours that I'm not that kind of boy. Your constant advances are silly and your 'manlove sonnets' are falling on deaf ears. DFA, please stop stalking me. I like girls.

I have a snowmobile. It is old, and the muffler fell off years ago, and it smokes something fierce, and I have stickers on it that say 'Show me you tits', and I ride it to the top of Baker, and I can always find my way home by following the oil slick back down the mountain. It's cool. I like Bush.

must be true; i've heard that thru the grapevine is that true dfa?

well, at least it'd be something new you can put your pants back on now DFA, she doesn't want to see your zit.

how bout i post a picture of a nice big yellow ass pimple with a black head and a touch of ooze?

show me your tits

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Of course, none of you can expect to confirm that any one of you is or is not Dr. Flash Amazing. Honestly, how hard is it to make up a bunch of sport-o-centric spray and hackneyed leftist psychobabble on a bulletin board? WHO could be two-timing as the inimitable DFA? We may never know, gentlemen ... Not that I give a shit but... DFA = Dwayner

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Dr. Flash Amazing and some other PDX personages will be in attendance. The Doctor posted a link about this a month or so ago, and no one seemed interested. Bunch of lame-asses,if you ask DFA. Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Don't be a naughty Eskimo Save your money, don't go to the show Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh Well I turned around and I said "Ho, Ho" And the northern lights commenced to glow And she said, with a tear in her eye "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow" "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow"

Ooooh! Anything for you, my most seductive, seclusive... pop star of a man.

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Nope, just your mother.

True, but I'm annoying as hell and strive to piss everybody off at least once a day.

You get them from me all the time, you putz.

You're shitting me DPS. Lil' snotty scotty actually threatened you? Bwahahaha What's he gonna do, hit you over the head with his limp biscuit?

Attention PETA: Dru Brayshaw 420 Hijinx DR. Vancouver, B.C.

Such a warm and sensitive invitation.

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Until we start taking Canadians seriously, we'll just consider the source of that snide remark, Hoser.. [ 11-20-2002, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

...makes you feel all hot and nasty, huh Allison? A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day." The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. Then to top everything off I came home to my wife screwing my best friend." The bartender says, "What did you say to your wife?" The guy says, "I told her to get out, and I never want to see her again." The bartender says, "What did you say to your best friend?'' I said BAD DOG!''

You libs. need to do the 'spin' with O'Rielly. He'd get the facts straight. hehehe