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bawahahahaha!!! Especially like "RIGHT NOW"...this feels eerily familiar to the "We gotta invade Iraq RIGHT NOW, cuz Saddam has WMD's!"

he can't answer right now...he's takin' it karl rove style....

its actually only 425 bucks a head...find the error...

yeah...but we get 21 virgins in our afterlife, wait, errr, which myth goes with which line of bullshit??? I forgot... Plus, that just proves that mormonism is whacked...who in the hell would really want multiple wives....holy shit, that would suck...

Hope the math is correct. My calculator doesn't have that many decimals. Subject: The Birk Economic Recovery Plan Hi Pals I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a "We Deserve It Dividend". To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a "We Deserve It Dividend". Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads Put away money for college - it'll be there Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car - create jobs Invest in the market - capital drives growth Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces. If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President. If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+! As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up. Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't. Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work." But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party! How do you spell Economic Boom? I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion "We Deserve It "Dividend" more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC . And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest. Kindest personal regards, Birk T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!! ,

we should put both sets of thumpers in one room with bats and guns, etc. and let God sort 'em out!!

here's a question... what's the difference between our nutball bible thumpers and the nutball koran-thumpers?? N O N E

great...more bible thumpers....

you are right, but they are the one's who vote on knee-jerk stuff like abortion, gay rights, and religion...things that honestly have nothing to do with running this company... Good reading...The Trouble with Kansas...all about how the republicans, quite brilliantly, yanked the voting base of the democrats out from underneath them on "non-issues"

You know TTK, pretty reasonable assesment of the political situation McCain finds himself in, but there is absolutely no accounting for the "Fairyweather" effect. You just can't account for idiot redneck tendencies.... By all rights GW shouldn't have been elected in 2004, honestly...and this may just go the same way...

There isn't a yes or no answer available to a question like that, but I'm not surprised a knee-jerk simpleton like you would ask for one. And GGK's idiotic quip above should tell you why I'm not really interested in going down this road much longer. NICE WEASEL-OUT...SAY, COULD WE GET YOU TO SUSPEND POSTING DUE TO THE FINANCIAL CRISIS???? punk...

This is easy...its a Yes or No answer. ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S RECORD?

Moms see or hear about SNL's "doin' the kids" skit last week and get pissed. I think you're underestimating the power of indignation. you can turn that statement around and look at how many people are pissed at the republicans and want those fokkers GONE...

you are an idiot...

Bob...why do you smell like sheep???

are pm's disabled??

no dru, its a finger crack...your micro unit is too small for even that...

dave page does NOT do a good job...he's wrecked several pairs of shoes and is a jerk to boot... YMMV

what kills me is the cycle...and i understand the cycle and likely would fall victim to it myself... one's loved-one is killed... one wants revenge one kills, repeat... its fucked...

Put Cheney on trial too, while you're at it!!!

Ramuta is the deal...he can get them back faster to you if you mail directly to him also...

FAIRYWEATHER, YOU HAVE BE ABOUT THE DUMBEST FUCK I HAVE EVER SEEN...IMAGINE, FOR ONE SECOND, THAT WAS YOUR SON, YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD THAT YOU WERE CARRYING AWAY TO BURY, YOU HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT... likewise, posting that image in a place of spray and bullshit is lame...i see that pic and it tears me apart... fuck you guys...

if i remember correctly, it has two arms!

i'm still not going out on a date with you...I feel bad that pink dumped you, but hey, i don't swing that way...sorry! i kill myself...