he's a long haired hippy freak...i have daily discussions about his mop...
Me: When you gonna cut that rag heap?
Him: Not today, not tomorrow
Brother: Are you getting a barbie and barrettes for XMAS?
Fistfight ensues...I break the two boys up...Repeat next day
Not joking on this either...it literally happens 4 to 5 times a week...