RuMR

ha! i'm campin' w/ the little men this weekend! Toasted marshmellows, foil-pack cookin', smores and scary tales! IT'S FATHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fffffun in the sun... have fun face-plantin'!

i see you're starting your weekend early...

One man's garbage is another's treasure and vice-versa...

I've tried that with skiing and it seems I just spend more time skiing with the kids wondering when my wife will join us. I ain't holding my breath. It does have that tit for tat, I've got the kids today so I'm outta here tomorrow thing going for it, though. Oh yeah it definitely does have that aspect of it!!

Not in the least. My climbing is driven by almost the exact opposite of this dork. Maroons like this toad make me laugh is all. In my view, you miss half the experience of climbing if you don't stop to look at the beauty of your surroundings once in awhile. yeah...what he said! I dig those prana top fillin's...they so bootiful!!!! No wonder your wife doesn't let you climb much. man, she looks good in those tops...trick is gettin' her to go climbing...still workin' on that one... I'm going to attempt to use the kids as leverage/extortion!!

why do you think i "train" so much, dork??? Like i care how hard i can't crank... Son, you're as sharp as a bowling ball...hahahaha

Not in the least. My climbing is driven by almost the exact opposite of this dork. Maroons like this toad make me laugh is all. In my view, you miss half the experience of climbing if you don't stop to look at the beauty of your surroundings once in awhile. yeah...what he said! I dig those prana top fillin's...they so bootiful!!!!

dude...don't shit in the boulders...that's gross!!

its cheaper than pac man though...

HAHAHAHa ...i thought so too...but hey, the man has goals...

Bwahahaha I have proudly never been to smith in my life. Nor has my pup. Why would we when Index, the king of crags, is in our backyards? cuz its pissin' down rain??

POS

ahhh don't I musta stepped on a nerve!

*rob steps atop soapbox* to all those who scoff when i ask what a route is rated. to all those who tell me they just climb for "the fun". to all who balk when i ask how hard they climb. i have something for you to hear... come closer ... closer... i want to make sure you hear me well... ok right there... NUMBERS WILL MAKE ME STRONG SO STEP OFF B!TCHES that's right. i am a number chaser. line up the firing squad cuz i am guilty as charged. of all the things that i find rewarding about climbing, the challenge is the most important to me. i willingly admit i want to climb one number higher than i do right now. word. i don't want to climb moderates forever, how boring. i want to fukking rock. i don't want to be happy doing long easy routes. i want to knock off six pitches of insanely difficult trad before lunch on a bad day. i want to climb WI6 in my sleep. i want to send the V10 problems most only dream about. i want to spray like a sprinkler head when i finally redpoint .11d, i earned it goddammmit now worship me!111 i want to have a way to judge how well i am doing. i want to compare and compete with others. i want to always reach for the next level. the next NUMBER. THATS RIGHT!1 I SAID IT!1 i want to take huge falls because i was willing to commit to hard moves. i do not want to be content to "just be with my friends" or "just enjoy the outdoors". those things are fine for some, but climbing means more to me than just that. and if i ever stop wanting to do these things, if i ever stop caring about numbers, bag me up and send me to the morgue. my life will be over because my spirit will have died. so let me have my numbers. and keep your indignant chortling to a minimum all you soft-bodies. becuz if you come to me all self-righteous like, quoting alex lowe and dangling way too much sparkling gear off of your fat asses. i will slap you upside the head with your cowbell hexes and do one armed pullups on your double chin until you beg for mercy. TRUF!!!11 *rob gets off of soap box and kicks it upside down* that is all. _________________

...and we definitely know you have a fat arse!!!

best thing to wipe yer arse with is a photo of GW!

best thing to line a cat's litter box with is photos of GW!!!

meow

cornY

I'm going to shoot the lot of you w/ tranquilizer darts and put you out of my misery...

article in the new mag? Pretty compelling...the guy's a quiet bad ass, in my book...i think he's legit too...

HA...minivans is where its at!!!!!

what a manly man you are, Pete...

you need some downers too...

sheesh...take some downers...its just climbing...