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RuMR

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  2. oh i don't know...one could consider squamish to be consistently overrated compared to index and yos... cue canadian fuckstick (Drool) to chime in...
  3. Man, they should put those ducks up in the penthouse suite...the nerve of that company!!!
  4. Looks like M&M central...
  5. i could spend a year at the cookie and never get bored...plus, LTW is the premier mini-crag in WA
  6. drool, why you got to be such a little bitchy whiner, huh? Congrats, ecock...
  7. RuMR

    Xmas is coming

    oops...
  8. no, it means that the smaller climber isn't going to pick up any more force because he's STOPPED...the big guy is continuing to pick up load (unless the function has zero slope at this particular point, unlikely, but if it does, the term would be yield). Whether the function is linear or nonlinear is irrelevent...both climbers track through the same function.
  9. no dumb ass...they both track the same stress-strain function to a point at which time they diverge (one quits straining, the other continues).
  10. Drool...you buyin' your stuff at Tents-R-US, fatass?
  11. RuMR

    Xmas is coming

    do you know who actually has the plans??
  12. you'd think that...
  13. they are falling at the same velocity until the fall begins to be arrested. the rope is a nonlinear spring (as cbs pointed out); both parties will follow the same stress-strain curve of the rope until a certain point at which time the smaller guy's fall will be arrested and the larger guy will continue straining (and therefore stressing) the rope further as he CONTINUES to decelerate. The rope is a non-issue in this discussion as its constant to both climbers.
  14. CBS did say "relative"... I think a better way of looking at it, is that my fatass would prefer getting caught by a lighter climber than a brick shithouse. Conversely, my fat ass catching my little son's scrawny butt is gonna stop him pretty damn quick...ie its getting closer to a static anchor/belay. I agree with cbs on this one.
  15. you should get a furry cast...trendy 'n shit... contact that fag, NOLSe, for other fashion tips... Straight eye for the queer guy, i tell you!
  16. RuMR

    Xmas is coming

    hmmm...what if i can't figger it out?
  17. RuMR

    Xmas is coming

    hmmm...i always choose "b" on the slim chance that i won't actually have to exert any effort whatsoever... so far, it hasn't happened...
  18. RuMR

    Xmas is coming

    a professional NAG...hahahaha...oh, i feel waves of pity for any future longterm move in mate!!
  19. RuMR

    Xmas is coming

    i'd like a set of bridge plans, santy...
  20. that's not sustained...
  21. do your jackets fit hyperfatasses? Dru's tired of shopping at the tent stores...
  22. actually, i'd just grab the nearest 6 year old kid, tie a rope around him and have him ropegun it for me...now that's BOMBER...
  23. I'd use a wedged knot...B O M B E R
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