RuMR

Any other vermin this is acceptable for? kevbones and pinks....

weak sauce...i bet a west virginia coal miner coulda figgered out this dilemna, stupid college boy...

it's called "urgency" and they have drugs for it actually, its called "premature" and then i can get on with my life, so why would i bother to "fix" it?

not this weekend...garbage guy was on time...the best part is then i get a ration of shit from my neighbors...

yuck it up, man, yuck it up...my life is a JOKE right now...everything that can go wrong has gone south for the winter...

i'll volunteer for that show...

so much for engineers being able to problem solve and this is news how??

where's my shovel so i can whack you two mf-ers???

eat a bag of dicks... i'm using the fucking can WM gave us. I got a bigger one and then got a bunch of shit from the garbage clowns...

the problem is we generate too much trash to get the fucking lid on...so there is always one trash bag that doesn't fit. So, its left on the sidewalk next to the very well safeguarded can. This, they proceed to go through like its christmas morning until i go out screaming obsecenities...what a way to start off my friday work day. I've taken waiting until i hear the garbage truck coming and then running the last garbage bag out then. Problem with that is sometimes i can't wait cuz he runs late.

dumb bastards always take off when i try to sneak out after them...

those motherfuckers go through my garbage can every friday, and guess what, MrStupidHuman, right now, after picking up all of the stuff they've thrown around, i'm tempted to get my 12 gauge out...

are you actually concerned with the legality? I guess they'd have to arrest every kid with a pellet gun these days... its a fucking crow = flying black rat

i'd hate to see what happens when performing fellatio... bawahahahahaOUCH!GODDAMMIThahahaha

just go to the store and ask for a bottle. they'll get you the right size. do they still have drive through liquor stores in FL? that was the best! So yesterday, I did just that. Parked at a liquor store. Then, after making my purchase, I went to the Sloop. Fuckers towed my truck. I was so pissed, I called and asked where the fuck my truck was. They asked what my truck looked like. I said it was a white pickup. They asked what kind. I said the kind with my fucking dog in it. They said I better come get it; so I asked how the fuck was I supposed to get there since they had my goddam truck. When I showed up to the tiny little tow place to pay my damn $300 ticket, I apologized for being such a bitch. They were all nice to me and complimented me on my dog. Then, I learned that I got to pay for a parking ticket on top of the goddam tow charge. I wished the deer were still in the back. Assholes.

congenital wetod...

yeah...at least he thinks he's a skiier...did i mention that he fell on his head numerous times as an infant? I think he maybe brain damaged, and, as a result, likes to ski...

my son asked, "Why didn't he bolt it or put a TR on it?" I tried to explain climbing ethics to him and he replied "that's stupid, its just a matter of time til someone's gonna get hurt bad and that is NO fun at all!" 8 YO logic

he's desperate...

sharma's quoute regarding pringle on that sick v13 was hilarious..."i'm inspired but not enough to go up there!"

i say don't change the bolt count but relocate it to the appropriate location...much less of an eyesore than a ratty tatty sling hanging there... but i don't really care one way or the other, as i don't climb anymore...

that i went home and ate a tray of brownies!!!!!! Good flick...my boyz dug it!

jealousy doesn't become you, dear...

i shop at tents-R-us...guaranteed to fit both GIRTH and length...