Didn't you choke on them? That's a big vegetable to swallow without chewing, let alone by force!
no my mom just digested them, puked them up on the counter, and I gobbled them down like a baby seagull.
yeah if gas cost $5 a gallon as it does in some areas of Europe I'd think twice about driving a lot of places. As it is, no one really cares about driving a few blocks here and there. You could rake in a ton of revenue off the guzzlers out there too. You'd have to have some considerations for those who need gas for their businesses and stuff, but at face value I wouldn't mind paying more.
copy cat, but I bet he combusted both extremities of a cylindrical mass of tallow, wax, or other fatty substance with an axially embedded wick to come up with it.