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  1. Unfortunately the odds say you are many times more likely to contract a disease performing cpr than doing any good at all. Not to say it's not worth doing, but it is pathetic in terms of helping somebody live.
  2. I would take crampons too. It should be set up really nice the next few days. Be aware once the sun hits the upper mountain anything that cuts loose will be coming down on top of you. I'd go early with the forecasted freezing levels. The route desc. in Oregon High is accurate.
  3. Emperor Riley: Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational destination ski resort mwahahaha
  4. apparently that site where I got the picture from doesn't want me posting the picture of wallace and grommit that they stole.
  5. Supposedly, the thief knot did have a purpose. Sailors used to commonly tie their sea chests shut using a square knot. If a sailor suspected that someone was going through his belongings, he would substitute a thief knot for the square knot. The thief mistakes the thief knot for a square knot. When he refastens the rope he uses an ordinary square knot and is detected thereby. did you actually read the entire thread above???
  6. look if you're going to make a waterfall site you DAMN WELL BETTER DO IT RIGHT. I AM SICK TO DEATH OF SUB-PAR WATERFALL SITES ARGH
  7. iain

    Did somebody say poo?

    you actually believed I would click on a link to a flash file with "poo" as the subject line? hmm the link doesn't seem to be working.
  8. no, you HAVE to buy it and saw off the spur so that everyone can SEE you are indeed still a new-school system-bucking, fast-and-light, softshell-wearing, simulclimbing, drytooling, titanium teakettlin', patagucci pimpin' badass.
  9. How about the Gordian Knot by Frederico Castellon:
  10. iain

    nice

    nothing. your joke was followed by a joke about the mormons. have a good time at banned camp for the repeat above!
  11. hey now I was a boy scout and I learned a ton. mainly about what not to do. I learned don't bivy on the summit of mary's peak in the winter in the coast range. Don't posthole in snow in jeans. Don't bring a pair of spare jeans to replace the ones you got wet postholing. I learned not to through aerosol cans in the campfire. All we did was go camping all the time. I got a lot of outdoor experience that way. In short, in the group I was with, you will get a lot of outdoor experience if you stay alive.
  12. iain

    nice

    hahha I saw that post was deleted but the mormon joke flies
  13. riley. you cannot stop him. you can only try to contain him.
  14. iain

    Entertaining avatars

    Please. if you're going to bring out "chief" please spell it appropriately. It is "cheif", as in, I would like a cheif salad. See any of the multi-page quibbles between cracked and the artist-formerly-known-as-fence_sitter for reference. Usage: nice gorts cheif
  15. I thought it was a remake of wallace and grommit when I saw simon yates on the screen.
  16. iain

    My tale of woe

    I thought the lesson to be learned here is to not live in Corvallis. Did the CPD fine the lady for illegal parking and a noise violation?
  17. "Workers?"
  18. sick dude, the helmet sticker pack paid off
  19. I think it comes from the location where the story is set, Top Wutherns (Withens?) outside of Haworth in West Yorkshire. It's a little shack of stone, not much there.
  20. hey I tried to sell a hi-lift jack on here. go for it. sad to see someone parting with their taco though.
  21. I eat unbelievable amounts of yogurt hence my expertise in above conversation.
  22. are you worried about it flying out of his mouth and raining down on you?
  23. Actually I enjoy Timberline bathrooms, and seek them out. Better in there than in the day lodge cafeteria lol
  24. and all routes would have to have "and" in them as in: chain reaction and reduction snaffles and snufflupuguses etc. it would also inspire the gruel-flavored clif bar
  25. i think part of it is the overwhelming odor at meadows bathrooms too, which have these toilets from the mid-80's or something. often one encounters beached whales in them waters. yaarr.
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