How d'you know DFA finds nothing you say interesting?
Dr. Flash Amazing finds plenty of the things that plenty of people say to be interesting. However, certain things are painfully boring to behold; the as-dictated-by-Coors antics of most All-American Men being one of them (e.g. drooling over babes in bathing suits, strippers, breast implants, etc. -- is it all really that exciting?). And the "you're gay" rejoinders from certain people are pretty well-worn and predictable, too.
Plus, indicating that you find someone's post boring is a good way to start some shit. And look, it works!
DFA RULES