Alan

I thought at the age of 42 watching out for cougars was bad enough - but even at 65? Those things must be desperate.

Ladders are aid.

Kurt Russell?

Not much.

shark or bear

gremlin or pinto?

No, but I can tell you the temperature, barometric pressure, elevation, direction - among other things. It's supposed to tell time?

One to comment on how long it took to change the light bulb and question the timing of it. 300 to comment on the validity of the timing of it and if dogs are allowed to help in the changing of the lightbulb. Yet another new forum is established to deal with it.

Did you use official timers, and if so, how many?

Yup, pretty amazing stuff.

Children are aid.

Wasn't there a recent post on this site regarding "black hole" bleaching? Too lazy to find it.

I hate coffee. Live long and prosper.

"Better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world, Than the pride that divides, when a colourful flag is unfurled" Neil Peart from "Territories"

Neil Peart, most definitely. Bill Bruford, and Paul Wertico (Pat Metheny - First Circle era)