Greg_W

quote: Originally posted by trask: Bwa ha ha Thank you; that made my Monday complete. And just for you: Greg W

quote: Originally posted by greenfork: How would Trask get to the top of Stuart?? Russian Hind Skycrane Helicopter

Steve- Nice meeting you on top of NEWS. Greg

quote: Originally posted by bobbyperu: ... saw 2 folks cruze nw corner on news. Which day? RR666 & I were on it Sat. Chatted with a guy on summit of SEWS.

quote: Originally posted by Roger: I don't remember much... but I seem to recall that one mountie guy who was all liquored up because he had just been appointed as chair of the Special Mountaineers Sub-subcommittee on Paper Clips of the Subcommittee on Office Supplies of the Committee on Administrative Matters. His buddies took him to the slide show to celebrate... and he was never heard from again. Actually they found that guy three days later, naked covered with green paint and shackled to a goat carcass wandering the Mountain Loop Road down near Barlow Pass. He had a large "B" tattoed on each butt cheek and when SAR showed up he bent over and said his name was "BoB"

quote: Originally posted by Dru: it refers to the two artificial jugs bolted to an otherwise blank face on Mt. Spears I'll bet those have some objective dangers. Namely two huge black bodyguards ready to tear your head from your body.

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Witness the bizarre dichotomy of the NRA enthusiast's personality: fanatical embracing of phallic weapon which shoots when touched the right way (and also, in olden times, had to be rammed in the hole with a rod before use), and violent rejection of another decidedly phallocentric lifestyle. Very curious, indeed. Yes, but the first one can be used to rid the world of annoying sport "climbers" and terrorists. Greg W

quote: Originally posted by iain: To what does the north face refer? The Eiger? I think in traditional (i.e., European) mountaineering, the north faces of peaks in the Alps were the most demanding and technical. Greg W

quote: Originally posted by iain: nothing like a good poo-pushing thread. getting warmed up for a friday evening on the town dudes? Bite-off, homo! You're cruising for dates in the wrong place.

quote: Originally posted by trask: that's bullshit, you liar, you're outta control goddamn wanker Touch a nerve, there? Go back to flogging your dolphin, ass-queen.

I want to get a TNF tatto so that I can look sporty and climb without a shirt!!!

I'd rather have you amuse it than what you were trying to do to it last weekend

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: quote:Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Greg W: Do you know how Trask's wife figured out he was gay? His dick tasted like shit. PAGE TOP, BYOTCH!! You homies hear about that big fire at the local gay & lesbian home that GregW lives at? GregW got out first, because he had his shit packed the night before. Now that was way funny Untrue, but funny. Good one, Trask. Greg W

quote: Originally posted by trask: What do an investment banker who defecates on a service cart and then wipes himself with a linen napkin in front of a handful of shocked first class passengers, several Frenchmen who go berserk over what they call an inferior inflight meal, and the occasional fellow who performs a striptease in the aisle have in common? Alcohol and a captive audience. What's your excuse for doing all those things in a bar with two working doors?

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: quote:Originally posted by trask: The Fillys call me Mr. Chesterfield, because you're a contemporary of Ronald Reagan and you're carcinogenic? . . . you've got the complexion of a cadaver and bad breath? . . . one more coffin nail to seal the casket? . . . What are you talking about? Those are the things that make Trask prime chic magnet material in the bars HE hangs out in.

Get ahold of Scot'teryx. He and Arc'teryx have the same last name, maybe Scot' has some pull.

you might want to post some more, spray a bit. There may be potential roommates out there that are a little put off about rooming with a "Chief Wanker."

quote: Originally posted by Bronco: Jerry: you won't get it any lighter than a book of matches. Yeah, but how many do you have to carry to boil a liter of water?

quote: Originally posted by trask: Larson really likes this Which one is Larson?

quote: Originally posted by erik: is that why larson hates the mounties soo much??? dang i would have never guessed If you see him on Rainier, make sounds like a goat and a chainsaw and watch him jump like a little schoolgirl!!

quote: Originally posted by trask: yup, it's unfortunate you can only read the whole name when Mr. Happy's at attention. You got one too, huh?

quote: Originally posted by trask: yes, Sheba and Conette with handle the gate. Remember last time when those unruly mounties and mazamas showed up? "Sheba", so that's what that tattoo means!! I've been trying to figure that out forever. Whew.

Are you going to have those female professional wrestlers working security again? MMMmmm...booty-licious!! [ 08-16-2002, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

I got crabs at the last Trask slide show from a girl who swore she was a virgin! My new rule is: If it's fresh, it don't smell like fish. I don't remember having this twitch over my right eye before the last Trask slide show, either, now that I think about it. Weird... Greg W

Erik = moderator badass!