ivan

i'm amerikkkan b/c my parents humped here. not sure why that should make me proud of the flag. in fact, as the great bill hicks said, we could probably defuse all this fighting over flags if we just replaced the stars n' whatnot w/ pictures of our parents fucking - every nation could do the same - how easy will it be to get folks to rally round that?

Bummer...... sheeeee-it, steve's ride looks eerily familiar to the van in "fast times at ridgemont high"

goddammit! had a plan to head out then one thing lead to another and it was suddenly 5 p.m.

why you woulda edited out so sonorous a metaphor as "a bowl full of assholes" is beyond me

aha, so you say he is a cat, which must mean he is a pussy, and thus...thus...a male lesbian?

clinton had the first woman secretary of state - gave his wife a task slightly more political than scaring fat kids away from ho-ho's too.

'bound to happen to any fellow who looks kinda like tiger woods

no mention of the diamond planet from last week? the boers are gonna love this place! bring yer own black people... http://dvice.com/archives/2012/10/astronomers-dis.php

pfft - go ahead, try to impress me - you, afterall, actually HAVE a light-weightish tent

these asshole scientists need to quit dicking aroudn and invent a teleporter already - one fix a year of yosemite just ain't enough

interesting graph - makes me think that clearly fox news most have sponsored 9/11? and why they fuck did folks start watching LESS news right around the tanks went crossing the iraqi border?

Like al jazeera i haven't read much of AJ, but my understanding is that they're not all bad - certainly not the mere mouth-pieces of middle eastern dictators, at least...

nonsense! two more weeks till the clock falls back, adn the forecast looks good enough for dry rock by thursday i bet!

we don't have any fabulous renton granite in these parts

brawndo's got what climbers crave!!!

where does pbs fit into that picture? the blogosphere? i'm not so sure the state run news of syria or russia is blowing fox out of the water. if nothing else, liberal news is better at being critical of itself - conservative news allows no self-doubt.

"Minorities Destroying the Empire!"

"imperial embassy destroyed - state secretary refuses extra security 'in our moment of triumph'"

"jobless youth fingered in massive terrorist attack speaks out: 'i blew it so we could go home'"

how would the fox news headline run the morning after the death star explodes?

should the borg encounter the good folks at fox, might they honor them as being the first race NOT to be assimilated?

more to the point, would even einstein be able to figure out their tide chart?

jesus, dude, how is it that YOU ain't a regular there?

poison oak. more evidence that god has a fucked up sense of humor. i've never felt that technu's done much to minimize the outbreaks - seems pretty much, once it's starts to appear, you have no choice but to look like a zombie for a week or two...

all who post in this thread deserve genital warts