Necronomicon

Wrong meter, fool!

Once upon a morning dreary While I pondered, weak and weary over the many tepid douche bags that post upon this site galour. Suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently crapping, as of someone typing madly to post into the Spray some more. "'Tis Spew Sprayshaw, and nothing more. He is so suck."

Last Blue Mountain Annapurna

After hundreds of PMs, I've finally bestowed the honor of "climbing partner" upon one lucky climber. Congratulations!

http://urban.arch.virginia.edu/~km6e/tti/tti-summary/full/conc-col-comp.jpeg Here' my World Trade Center costume.

1)Wrap sling around trigger. 2)Connect sling to harness. 3)Hang on sling. 4)Work cam lobes alternately with nut tool.

I'm looking for a partner for this weekend, hush hush, super-secret Alpine Sickfest. Copy of current last will and testament required as Trail Park Pass. No fingers/toes a plus. PM me if you're available.

South Twin summit, and who the fuck brings strawberry shortcake? These days, it's all

The only gear I bring these days is Colin.

"You've got to help me...Trask makes me do the sickest things...please...help me..."

Lillowet is spelled Lillowet

I don't know what you're talking about????

American armed forces casualites since "President" Shrub declared "We have completed our mission in Iraq" have exceeded casualties suffered during the "war". I think we should call in our VERY Special Forces.

Ask my harem of thai boy whores...I'll never tell.

I like eggs.

"TV Show featuring the Cheat in a Trans Am....A parade '4' the Cheat!!"

I went to Toys-R-Us, and saw Becky, Barbie's parapelegic friend, ON THE TOP FUCKING SHELF!!!

Uhhhh, check your math, Necro. If she's more than half our age, that would put all of us at just under 30. Had ryland said "twice", I would agree with you. Not pokin' fun, but just want to get the #s straight. The new math strikes again! Why hasn't this thread died a quiet death yet? My bad...bad math that is.

Anyone wanna bet on this one? I could get pretty rich pretty fast. Please include Dean Potter's agent's name in your next post. Most kids coming up in the world and want to get into climbing aren't thinking about alpine routes and sufferfests. Good. I won't have to run into the whiney cunts more than absolutley nesscessary. SHe is more than half most of you all's age and is more intelligent and eloquent than most of you on this Board. She is not even finished with highschool! This website sucks Trask's ballz!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a great example of the moronism you claim to loathe. Not only are these statements unintelligent and ineloquent, you are also suggesting that most people around here are 7.5 years of age. RANTING DUMBASS

I live in the moment. Just got done sharpening my rain sword.

Two marathon runners winding down after their big race.

Sixties Fun Barbie or Becky, Barbie's parapalegic friend?

kAtTuRdH rUlZ!!! 211 kOp KiLLaZaHsZ ASCII pOsZiE wUz heER!!

Necro...i rarely insult, but you, my "friend", are a huge raging dick...in fact why don't you eat a bag of dicks...FUCKING PUNTER...