G-spotter

Ive never been to Tieton but I might have to write my grant submissions this weekend, like if they are due on Monday.

I need a new drill battery before I can spill the beans

What do you teach them about new coversheets for TPS reports, though?

Ya, one time I got lost walking to the parking lot from the Smoke Bluffs and found myself at a party in Canmore!

Fixed bluebags are aid.

How many wands do YOU have in your quiver gary?

Did someone say "Mountaineers" Note orange guy trying to break from the herd!

Yeah but you started climbing in the Whillans harness era didnt you, old man?

They should dig an underground train inside the mountains with lots of gallery windows just like on the Eiger.

Would you undergo sex change to gain unlimited harem access?

All the alpine routes I failed on last year.

Do they make g-spOtterboxes too?

Once I was hitchiking to Squamish, and I got picked up by two hot Argentinian chicas that said they climbed all the time around Refugio Frey. I've wanted to visit ever since

smear and burn

she's sayin' nothing.

You got pwned! get a Subaru, it takes me 5 minutes with a screwdriver to change mine.

I have a Climbing Mag from the 90s where crazyjizzy writes in to whine about a VooDoo ad that promises to "send projects faster than a welfare check to your crib".

I have one of them and I've been using it for 4 years now, no issues. If you need to make 2 cups, put it in the snow or in a pot of cold water to cool it down between goes so you can swap out the ground without burning your hands. It isnt real espresso but if you use turkish grind, it's pretty close.

Roadkill has it's seasons just like anything There's possum in the autumn And farm cats in the spring.

DONNELLY Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle. DUDE Well can we-- WALTER A hundred and eighty dollars?! DONNELLY They range up to three thousand. WALTER Yeah, but we're-- DUDE Can we just rent it from you? DONNELLY Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house. WALTER We're scattering the fucking ashes! DUDE Walter-- WALTER JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!

sobo's got it It's MomDad from the "Heavy set woman abducts children, grows mustache, poses as man, tells them to call her Dad" news story last week.

no more like 30-40%

Remember to stand upwind of the guy scattering the ashes.