G-spotter

Sorry. It's hard to get the camera to line up with the binoculars. esp. with all that lotion around

Meanwhile, Peter Puget said: And then mattp was all like: etc.

And "cherry picking"

"Then you reach that age: 24, 25... Your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and suddenly without warning you're a fat bastard."

Fat bastard

stay home, we don't want you.

Like a on a wire

Black Love, baby

Rutger Hauer is kix?

1. Comfortizing existing pockets 2. Making new pockets to link existing features 3. Full sculpting of route from rock. 4. Quarrying whole cliff out of flat ground 5.

Does Gary Yngve live here?

funny?

Snorting cocaine off a bearskin rug while having a waterbirth. Duh.

SEE, that's what climbing chipped routes does. It makes you move to Bend and steals the magic from backrubs.

Steve House does live in Bend now.

Lately, these hotshot uberalpinists have been getting injuries at the start of the season that are just serious enough to let them off the hook. Witness how Tommy went cragging in Lofoten last summer after winning a grant to try to free the West Face of Thor. I think there was some tendinitis or broken foot story there.

He was murdering the impossible!

were you checking the size of your roid?

gas powered drill pockets?

If you don't place any rectal pro, you might not ever have your rectal pro lapse.