G-spotter

why, oh why, did you have to ask this question in the Newbies forum? ask it in spray, I have the answer you are looking for

More like "about to lay a skid mark" on you. "Skid Mark" is French for "can't tele" by the way.

Do you climb harder when you are drunk? Is it worth becoming an alcoholic?

Rudy is rather rotund, and I can see how you easily mistake him for a globe...

Cobra Commander, how much do you have to drink to get piste?

OMG! We are that far behind???? Call in the Rainbow Brigade! My flowers are wilting since he said those hurtful copulating words! I'm a she. So are a lot of guys on the Internet

What does Everest have to do with climbing nowadays anyway?

Lordi won EuroVision and that didn't bother you!

No, but I heard about the constipated mathematician that worked it out with a pencil.

I thought you were in the Closet of Ben Tover?

but did you know that because of the oxygen content at the poles, Denali is effectively higher than Everest?

Alright, sneaking this MN shit-talk into the picture is TOTALLY uncalled for and innappropriate. And dont think this is the only time I have seen it happen recently! Shame on all of you...you....you pompous creeps! Did you ever get that belay from Chaps? He's belaying at the gym almost every day! Except Sunday, 'cause he's in church then. And on Saturday, he might be practicing for a multipitch at the Quarry, by splitting a 60-foot high route into three or four pitches.

Is being black AND gay like being a dipped chocolate cone?

Why don't you make a guidebook like Kearney's but instead of his folksy little mini-TRs where he writes stuff like "We made coffee early in the morning, I really like coffee", you can write "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!"

Is there an organization like the Mountaineers that teaches Basic Clowning and Intermediate Clowning?

So many images to choose from it is hard to pick just one!

Ski Park City.

"My bass feels seaworthy"

What's a vegan to do? Fleece is made from unrenewable petroleum resources, while wool exploits sheep, our animal brothers. Luckily I can keep my ears warm with my long, stinky, twig-filled dreadlocks

Bill, I didn't start work until 1 today! But I already started

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Right on brah! That's hella down with Mother Earth.

SSSSHHHHH!

better spray it all with tri-flow!

Style is irrespective of difficulty. I refuse to get down on my knees like you are just because what they cheated on was hard.