G-spotter

Hey wait, sheep can climb?

Your "successful test" was a strapped chicken.

So would the terrorists

It had snow a month ago. Probably no snow now. Some ppl drove up to the Keyhole Hot Springs and tried to hike into Salal just after the gate opened, drive was OK in a 2wd but they got lost on some new road spurs.

Those guys have more fleece than a whole claas of Basic Mounties

We'll know he's better when they switch from a feeding tube to a beer tube

HOWZ DA WEDDER?

Unless your anti-missile systems don't work!

Don't be so insensitive Archie, he could be going through spray withdrawal.

Do you have a list of these craigs

Man, I'm going to have to wait until I turn 16 to get lucky now

Sure is, Nodder

Happy Birthday, Nodder

So howcome everybody gets upset about Infinite Bliss but not about the bolted routes on Baring. Is it because IB is 10b and popular?

If you give the Japanese nukes, they might nuke the whales.

And, you know, Japan has ninjas. THAT'S RIGHT, NINJAS.

Well we haven't lost a single game since the 2006 World Cup started.

Discuss.

And what happens when Japan and South Korea start going at it over Dokdo with those bejesusfull of arms you sold them?

Yeah no shit, think of what happens when all the "terrorists" and "rogue states" see that you can't actually intercept a missile... the centrifuges will be spinning double quick. Also those silly Canadians will feel pretty dumb for signing on to Continental Missile Defense if it doesn't work!

C'mon Kurt we know you will pull through this

Damn, I got a nice present too. I got my professional status confirmation today for lunch

Make sure that's a 6 pack of Sparks.

A ninja mosquito