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Who the f*ck puts an hour into each post? more like 5 seconds.

Trick question! Dru's never had sex (with another person). You better have a talk with your mom.

Welcome to the site- mental masturbation at it's finest. Who's mental. Im actually masturbating right now. don't forget to wash the tweezers when you are done

speach?

rooooar! freesoloing olympus mons alpine style with no oxygen.... I would have to say that just about any climb I did with a shoulder injury was pretty tough. I usually made my partners ropegun and then did a whole bunch of pulling on quickdraws and hanging. Also it took longer for my shoulder to heal. But at least I was climbing.

pics?

yeah but without winter conditions where is the cold???

check this out, shittygami has his own forum and it is for plastic toys. do you still live at home, l0ser?

omg an avatar posing as an avatar OH NOES!WHENWILLTHEMADNESSSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Experts in spraying technology I wonder if they have a message board on there?

omfg nice teeth! are you part British?

Virgin birth is abnormal, but knocking up Mom is normal? Hmmm. Strange lives these scientists lead...

u can't touch this

I invented fire, b33yotch.

ask an expert

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did someone lobotomize Batten?

I'M HERE TO POST ON THIS IMPORTANT THREAD!

You know, there is supposed to be a UFO base located under Mt Shasta. Shasta is a Cascade volcano. Maybe there are also aliens living within Mt Hood and they are responsible for the climber deaths. Has the autopsy reported yet if the rectums and other organs were removed? Because in cattle mutilations, the cows often have their tender parts removed surgically. With all the rescue aircraft flying around, one more black helicopter would have been totally unnoticed. I think a special team should go back up to investigate these snow caves. One might be a camouflaged entrance to the alien base. But go prepared. MREs, East Coast gangsta system, shoe polish, and above all, take an alien-proof rectum.

Bump! I've seen some right fucking gapers at Squamish over the years... like this guy

You mama so fat she has to go thru the carwash to wipe her ass

I don't know what else to call it. When two summits align exactly as seen from the summit of a third. I can only think of two and I only have photos of one of them: -From Wedge, Garibaldi is exactly behind Castle Towers, and completely hidden except for a tiny white patch. -From Williams, Slesse and Baker line up perfectly. Studying the photo, you can see that Slesse actually fits within Baker's silhouette. Note how South Peak of Slesse lines up with Sherman Peak. Weird. What are some others?

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