G-spotter

Typical conservative, never let a refutation of your "facts" get in the way of your argument.

Parrots live much shorter lives in captivity (~25-30 years) than in the wild (80 or 90 years).

It's gonna be sunny and +14C in Lillooet. I think that's Marble Canyon cragging weather

Ben Franklin on cougar dating:

"Bagging a cougar is one of the most enjoyable sporting feats a young man can accomplish" - the interweb

i bet he would have preferred if you had smuggled them into the jail

beauty is youth, and youth beauty or was that booty

I think this will be a good expedition to go "fast and light". I cut the handle off my toothbrush.

Of COURSE he's not single, he is in a committed relationship with that sheep puppet.

You don't have to add "young" to "attractive women", there are probably a couple of hott climbin' cougars out there just waiting for a prey like Mikey to show up.

PS k-fed the Midgard Serpent is on the West Face not the North Face Now on to random partner stories: I went climbing with this one guy named Don years ago mostly because he had a truck. But his truck was a POS. We drove to Squamish with a couple holes in the muffler. Then we went climbing for the first and last time. We got to the Bluffs and Don decided he would lead "Penny Lane". Don was one of those guys who decides they will save weight by racking three cams on one biner. Well Don was the type of guy who would try and fail to place the two wrong-sized cams before placing the correct one. Then he had to hang. On the next cam placement he repeated the wrong-sized fumbling and on this one when he got the actual cam in, he was so excited that he just climbed on and left this cam in the crack, with the other two cams still clipped to it on the biner, hanging down, and without clipping the rope in. I was kind of in awe of this because I had never seen anyone sketch so badly before, I was still going "Um...Don... ah.. your cam" by the time he made it to the next ledge 30 feet up. So then while he's belaying me up he confesses "Yeah, I didn't take my pills today." Me: "Oh really, what pills are those Don?" Don: "Oh, the little pills that help me remember things." I was actually glad because by this time I was thinking he was going to say antipsychotics! Then on the way back from Squamish his muffler completely fell off on the Furry Creek hill and got dragged behind the truck. That was pretty loud! Oh yeah,

ewes. boots. edge of a cliff.

I hope that this is a "no pay to climb" expedition. Hello friends, why pay more to summit cascade jewels?

what's the weather going to be like? who is your mentor? can you send me some GPS waypoints?

Besides, infidelity is normal in primates.

inhale exhale just got an ounce in the mail

hott

same diff

if you are gonna namedrop you should get your stories straight the serpent is not on trango hollinger did not climb serpent

yeaaaaaah, TOP-ROPING TO THE NEXT LEVEL :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :grlaf: :grlaf: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: :rawk: so hot right now!

But is there a cover sheet on your TPS report?

you should have to climb Valkyrie before you can post.

"if i had some nutz on my wall, would those be wall nutz?" snoop

pix?

No he didn't.