G-spotter

the rapist therapist

"Today you are one day closer to death."

kevbone thinks?

the model pagetop

15 years ago you bitches would all have been moaning about boomboxes. i remember the first time i went to smith it was with some guys who set up below toxic with the full unit blasting PE and Ice T

i think she's got "the sag" and she had to hire that guy to hold them up for her.

loud pipes can be nice but not if she lives next to you

brain surgery

I only have one long dong but I have never had a problem getting it in.

I dunno Rudy. Don't give me credit for anything. You are on your own crusade here.

scot'teryx has photos

close to? you've been indistinguishable from one for a long time

thats about right "Mom, dad, there's something I want to tell you..." "yes dear?" "I.... I...." "You're going to tell us you're gay, right? Well, son, we love you anyways." "No.... I like girls, mom. But - I bought a Taurus today." "GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!! YOU AREN'T MY SON!!!"

F O R D = found on road, dead

A Subaru is a Taurus that doesn't suck.

"Cheap and effective?? BAH!" Almost as good as saying we shouldn't use leashes because nobody in Europe does. It's like driving a Ford Taurus instead of a Subaru. It might be cheaper but you know it's not as good.

HB went out of business. DMM makes the same nut now from the Hugh Banner design.

probably half the used racks on eBay are stolen goods

I ran through the Staender Ridge tunnel once in the fall when he canal was mostly dry

yeah, to the Republicans it's no big deal, eh? cause it seems to happen so regularly.

a pair of deez nutz :pagetop:

txt msg 4m smt

I don't know how you can say this when possibly half the climbers use them. American climbers use'm cause they are American made and relatively cheap. Nobody else does.

MEC made those one piece "ACC Fagbag" windsuits too

FACT: Anton LaVey of the Church of Satan played tag regularly as a child.