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gee Bill, I'm totally sorry, Orlov is obviously an unbiased and prescient commentator whose views should be accepted wholeheartedly because his analysis will quickly come true!

Orlov

Plenty of couples get married because a kid is on the way who shouldn't.

Nothing on Shuksan?

How long would you cook Gordon Brown for to get him Golden Brown?

You'll be giving Gary a ride... to or at the dump

I'm offended that they equated boulderers and climbers.

i see an analogy here to the price of printers vs. the price of ink

But... if GM goes out of business how will I buy cheap Tracker parts to repair my Grand Vitara? I'l have to buy the spendy Japanese ones

I was kinda surprised how his mention of owning the male 2002 Stone Nudes calendar went unremarked sickie

It wasn't me, it was Jordan. I was just interpreting.

Even in low-snow conditions, the advantage of the north-side approach along the creek bank is that it's mostly level. The boulders are mostly large, as I remember it you are walking around and clambering over them rather than sliding on ball-bearing scree. If you park at the bridge, to walk all the way uphill on the road, and then down to the river, and reverse that coming out, adds something like 300-400m of total elevation gain to the day. The north bank approach is arguably more direct than this and is essentially flat (maybe 50m of elevation gain from the car to the start of the gully approach)

Submarines: long, hard and full of seamen. The Russian ones are known to have trouble rising, though.

one too old and one too young to know what kind of "money" winds up in the face when one is excited

I know Guy Lacelle has a special 100m rope!

160m ropes?

eg. http://www.andy-kirkpatrick.com/site/main_articles/gimme_shelter/ scroll down

lark's foot (clove hitch) a small hex or nut like Mick Fowler did on Siguniang.

Do you have a crawlspace?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7892294.stm First the Iridium crash and now this.... lotsa bonking going on these days!

HI! I JUST LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING CALLED THE INTERNET! CALL MY EMAIL NUMBER SOON!

So I went back to this area today with Shaun. We soloed the first two pitches of Toll Free and then climbed the routes in the center and left of the upper bowl. "Scottish Play" WI4 60m in the middle. "Taming of the Screw" WI3 40m on the left. Variants to WI4+ available by climbing direct on either of the latter routes.

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Yes. Truth should be decided in the Vatican, the Pentagon and the Kremlin instead of by the people.