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Dave_Schuldt

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  1. So where is this place and what's it like?
  2. Sounds cool. Hopefuly the wether will be good.
  3. An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
  4. Ah, the good old days!
  5. Quit bitching and send in your $ now.
  6. Don't forget about Cedar Halow. There is some new trail over in the SW corner of the park,
  7. Wanted to go skiing but the wether sucked. (Great to see it raining and snowing again). Saturday - jonthomp and I went mountain biking at Fort Ebey State Park. Awsome trails with great switch backs in and out of the kettles. If you haven't been there yet you should go. We rode till we couldn't for a total of 16 miles. Sunday - Lunch with grandma and then Folklife. Great music and sunshine. Monday - 55 mile roaad ride. Verry little trafiic today.
  8. Any good vomit pics?
  9. Dave_Schuldt

    BULLSHIT

    I AM CALLING BULLSHIT ON THE LATEST TERROR ALERT!!!! I SAW THE STATE PATROL WASTING THEIR TIME AND OUR MONEY ON THE FERRY TODAY!! THEY SHOULD BE CATCHING SPEEDERS, DRUNKS AND AGRESSIVE DRIVERS!!! AS A CYCLIST I AM MORE LIKLEY TO GET KILLED BY A DRUNK THAN A TERRORIST.
  10. The new snw will suck for skiing. By next weekend it will be setteled and worth skiing. I would be up for skiing, I have never skied in June.
  11. Wether got you down? Don't want to head east with everone else? Join us at Fort Eby State Park for 4 hours of awsome trail riding. Meet at the gun battery parking lot about 9:15. Awsome trails in the rain shadow of the Olympics. Ney MisterE do you ride that bike or are you just trying to look cool with it on top of your van?
  12. Did Pandora blow you off?
  13. Yo Dave, you could take the train.
  14. Dave_Schuldt

    Rumble

    Hey MisterE get a job you hoser!
  15. Mountain biking!
  16. They had a video of this playing at the video store the other day. People where standing in the middle of the store watchin it. It was wild.
  17. When I was a bike mesenger I got totaly sick of the bums. They would bug me for $ and ask to barrow my bike. I was afraid to vent my frustration on them because I was afraid they would mess with my bike. The new Seattle Library will be a great daytiime shelter for them.
  18. So where is Tyler Hamilton this year?
  19. SUPER SPRAYER!!!!!!
  20. So where the hell is Tyler Hamilton?
  21. This was posted on another website.
  22. The Perfict Canidate about Oliver Nort's run for Senator in Verginia.
  23. Hey Ken, if your stuck in town call me and we can ride.
  24. Someone is hiding in the bushes at the Tiger MT summit parking lot to try to get tag #s and discriptions. Send me a PM if you want contact info.
  25. Thanks!
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