lI1|1!

is this most pushups in 2 minutes? there's "regulation" pushups where hands must be shoulder length apart, elbows must straighten on the up and shoulders must go below elbos on the down. who is going to ref? (and will that person by myopic/nearsighted/just flew in from superbowl?) short guys with short arms have a distinct advantage at pushups. tall guys with long arms will usually suck at pushups. so whoever wins will probably be short.

lame freestyle

it's all 's fault

kurt russell and goldie hawn are the only celebrity couple who have been together for more than a few months.

i'm not worried about where the world is going. in another bunch of years i'll be dead anyway.

rei rocks for their return policy. i don't care if the sales people don't know stuff, i usually get my info from friends etc. anyway.

flushing the down the toilet

if the chinese internet weren't filtered, the chinese government wouldn't allow it in the first place, so i don't blame google et al for their decision. the truths will still get out. the faster china modernizes, the sooner the cummunist regime will fall.

naked running is PCP until proven otherwise

oly oly um cum pry

i used to think threads that went to 11 pages were cool

a long time ago i learned how to administer a scholastic achievement test called the "Woodcock-Johnson" i still laugh about it sometimes. actually there's a lot of things i learned in school i still laugh about. i guess i can't say the experience wasn't an amusing one.

viewing the world through rose colored glasses

is even boringer today

vomit is used on teh internet

were designed for the bedroom.

chuck norris' nuts are the subject of mythology

really?? wow!! i'll have to try shopping at bellevue square sometime!! thanks pope, you

by settle, i meant settling for being understood, not settling for the girl. being understood is clearly not something that's going to happen around here. back atchya

this, btw, is what i'd settle for.

we need to heat this baby up. send in the bitchslap squad.

minolta is dropping photography alltogether

sorry spray has been boring so far. you now have no reason to think spray is boring. none.