so i once knew these two chicks who had a lifesized fiberglass horse all painted up with dayglow. they'd throw a lot of wild parties and the horse would always be placed in some prominent spot.
so i asks them once where they got it. they said they were at a party at somebody elses house and there's this horse. so they talk to the host and say "we want the horse, what do you want for it?". the host nods and says we'll talk a little later. a little later they're talking to somebody and realize they're being hooked up for some heroin. wheels turn in their heads. "no, not THAT horse - the other horse - over there!"