I just recently got the following investment advice. Thought I'd share with y'all.
Investment Advice
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer,
not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned
in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.