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Well ya didn't thank me for the nice compliment I gave ya, ya old goat.

Pundits, politicians and the press have argued that global warming will bring disaster to the world, but there are good reasons to believe that if that occured, we'd dig it. Where do retirees go when they are free to move? Certainly not to Duluth. People like warmth. When weather reporters on TV say, "it will be a great day," they usually mean that it'll be warmer than normal. Ah, nothing like Seattle at 72 degrees and sunny in January.

Sexual Chocolate, in your case, you've yet to prove that intelligence has any survival value.

fuk you SC, let's see you post something with as much national interest as michigan with a woodie. maybe some more of your incessant whinning about tanks on city streets. wazzup with dat moron?

Chicago — A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin. According to eyewitnesses, roughly 30 to 60 minutes after the ship's contents dissolved, the lake slowly but firmly began to push northwest toward Minnesota. Eventually, its swollen banks managed to poke aside Lake Superior, which cartographers said will lose its standing as the largest of the Great Lakes for the next four to six hours. Area residents were surprised by the sudden shift, but conceded Michigan was "like an entirely new lake." "For so many years that lake just, you know, sat there," said Martha Strop of Eau Claire, Wisc. "To be honest, I never even thought about it anymore. There wasn't much of a point. But now, well, this has changed our lives forever." Government officials, however, were more cautious. In Wisconsin, Gov. Scott McCallum declared a state of emergency, while in Minnesota, Gov. Jesse Ventura declared: "Is Lake Michigan a threat, or is it just glad to see me?" trask

but then realize you can't

Hey Scott,

blow me ryland you ignorant slut

my BM's are not perverse

Exactly. For me, it's all about fun.

You know what they say JK - 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. I've never subscribed to that theory.

No nookie for JK tonite.

Have to agree with Muffy. First time ever that the Goat appeared human. Must be those new Duracells.

I voted

My nephew hired on with Microsoft right out of college last year. 22 yrs. old, making well over $100,000 to start...(I don't think he's getting the stock options though. Are they even offering them anymore?). That's nice cake in my book.

That's right DFA, and gurlz remember, a man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

I'm happy Jim. Remember now, cherish all your happy moments- they make a fine cushion for old age.

Are you having a problem with this? I won't rest till I catch Dru.

Well heh SC, any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

NewZealandNews: Gangsta lyrics take rap for gun culture in Britain http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3050501&thesection=news &thesubsection=world Posted 1/10/2003 Blunkett has made comments linking 'appalling' gangsta rap lyrics with gun crime. During a BBC interview he was played an excerpt from rapper Jay-Z with the words, 'mo murder for the ROC gangs, ready to fire, one body, two body, three body, four I'm above the law'. The Home Office has ruled out further music censorship, but Blunkett has called for talks with key music industry figures to ensure music doesn't encourage violence.

There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Remember DFA, the most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'

okay

Any bets on what Danno had for lunch?