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ScottP

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  1. It was a rented tux! YES! I knew it!
  2. What is so secret "for legal reasons" about John Wayne wearing a tux to a Frank Zappa show?
  3. Sister Forcepfingers I presume...
  4. ScottP

    Favourite cocktail

    Double shot of Myers on ice with as much juice as I can squeeze out of a lime.
  5. Now THERE'S a resemblance.
  6. John Wayne, in a tux, at a Zappa show?
  7. The similarity is... ...not working for me.
  8. Coincidence? His first name WAS Marion....
  9. ScottP

    Crampon Lube

  10. Eat the insoles of your partners well-used rock shoes.
  11. It's closer than you think...
  12. ScottP

    '08

    Da-Cat for president!
  13. A major factor in the decision to bail was what we saw looking up that gully.
  14. Midsummer approach to the Tower Route on Big 4. I felt like I was caught in a big maw that was gumming me to death. Temps in the upper 80's, humidity in the upper 80's, hideous amounts of foliage. We bumped into a house-sized boulder that we climbed on top of to get our bearings and looked out over a sea of nastiness. By the time we got to the start of the route (?), we were so spent we turned around and schwacked our way back to the Ice Caves and trail. Nasty descents tend to fade from my memory, but the old school descent off of GG Buttress earned a permanant spot in long term storage. We dropped into the gully, waiting for the "few" raps to cease. Too many raps later, we bailed out of the gully and began a contour around toward the base. At one point we entered a weird space of bleached gray cedar limbs from a downed old growth. It was like picking through the rib cage of a giant. At one point I impaled my shin on an unseen branch and to this day have a hole in the front of my shin I can stick half the tip of my index finger into. If I flex my foot just right, a big lump of tissue pushes out through the gap. We continued contouring around to the south, alternating between slide alder holding us 6 feet off the ground and apalear de diablo. I have no memory of how long it took, but by the time we hit the creek we had crossed that morning I was soaking wet and covered head to foot with flora detritus.
  15. ScottP

    Bush Budget

    If this were coming from someone talking to himself while walking down the sidewalk, people would cross to the other side of the street to avoid him.
  16. You have a fruitful imagination.
  17. The US
  18. Do you think she knows what she's talking about? The prison population is over 2million, gun deaths average over 30,000 per year and the number of people waiting to be put to death hovers around 3400. What a bunch of animals.
  19. Grains and legumes.
  20. Then how about a plausible explanation as to how light can be emanating from the blackhole. Ka-ching!
  21. Think outside the box.
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