Cpt.Caveman

More like cyber detention.

I sent some bullets flyin through the air. Much better than the fag that moved my thread to spray. He probably answered emails and scratched his ass all weekend and felt obligated to move my report to spray. What a jackass. Then I sent some class 5 root trail.

Ed Cooper on the summit of Mt Challenger wearin blue jeans sans harness with rope around his waist instead. What a fuckin old skool cool mutha.

I'm outta here bitches. It's all deadly. If you never try you never know. If you carry too much you never climb.

Maybe not but it is true you Swallow Me.

Keep innovating. Black diamond is only ripping you guys off sometimes. Those leashes made for the new ice axes are a key. May not be the best but rock. Fuck the leashless so called revoultion. It's like claiming all the 5.13 climbers are regular people. I have grivel tools for tech ice. I have grivel crampoons for snow. I have grivel poons for ice. I have grivel tools for ice tech. I hate your snowshoes. Work on it. Tell Twight to invent a ninja device for gapers like me on ice.

My dick cheese

Just gimme bfast at that fuckface spot north of squampton where they have the samoans eat. That way I'll never complain. Dru what do they call the breakfast?

Here's all the beta you need- Be prepared for the fuckfest if doing the SF prusik stanley burgner. If not pissrope the top pitch after climbing the west ridge and lowering a rope to check it out. Otherwise send it puss. The beckey route is just as good and similar difficulty but not quite as hard. Be ready for thin hands shit. If you want to bail take pictures because it's nice as hell there. If you dont want to admit bailing on the SF then who cares and take it on like a champ. It's 10 miles in and max 5 hours one way either direction. I recommend the SCW approach. Did I mention you will see snow on the trail?

There is no approach. It's all on the fly. I take no magazine or book sponsors. If it beckey says 2 pitches be prepared for 19 and a bivy. That's the best climbing experience in the world. If you take my info seriously you might be smart. If you are concerned take more pro. If you dont understand take a bivy sack. That means all you folks on Snow Creek Wall doing OUta fucking Space.

Shut up. The only reason I can stand your post is that you have a funny picture. Otherwise let's fight bitch.

Beck not sure what your're trying to paste me as a mimmick but I'd be willing to give honest beta at any event, show, bar, or other gathering. Here's my latest beta- go straight up. Eventually you'll find a belay. If not then you're fucked or an idiot.

All of them. The only time I've been up there I slided on my ass for countless feet on the way down and wished I brought skis up. I didnt see any route that was not skiable by a goober. Even I could ski it in positive weather and shitty conditions. If I go to Mt Shasta again I would never think about going without some skis unless I was a summit hungry dipshit like half the mountaineer types that are up there. My excuse is that I was with some old dude and I was retarded for not skeetin the bitch.

Triple double couloirs should be in. If it's warm bring an umbrella for the spindrift. Prusik Peak is in. Bring a sweater if you move slow like me. North Cascades- It's in just watch out for the big slide in dummy spots. If you dont know what dummy spot is go to Mt Si. Mt Hood- summit -not like me last time since I was a wimp about weader. Ask Dennis Harmon. Coast Range- Climb it if you are dumb. The skis will probably work better this time of year. Sierras- Only wimps stay in Yosemite Valley when the High country is mimmicking the patagonia with pampers. Desert-If you're in the desert you'r probably doing well. Keep cranking and smoking pot. If you're anywhere else fuck off and find some rainy spot bitch If you're going to Index you're really just yearning for Yosemite. Quite whining and drive there. If you're in Leavenworth crank some shit at Castle rock and clip Fred's pins, then eat and Uncle Ulis. Probably the best thing to do if youre a loser and dont have money being from Seattle. East Couloir of Cuthroat- what are you waiting for wimp? Graybeard NF- I free soloed it naked yesterday so all further ascents are unworthy. Lata fags.

Ya didnt hafta kwote it ya geek.

I admitted to doin your momma in the butt and they took photos.

Laughs on you. He's talking about yo mamma

Unlike you, I refrain from sexual intercourse with my mother. Oh and what about you? Yeah It's pretty distinct

Oh and what about you?

Purple as my nurple. I burst with flavor for you when excited.

Is that the best you can do? I guess it is.. I took a piss in your mom's butt last night just before I did my deed. I'll expect that to be edited-

I hate you You hate me We're a happy family ﻰﻙﻷỚӘФūĤĩ

Is Dan - gonna be on the rescue team? I think he's more awesome than Steve House, Ed Viesturs and Steve Swenson.

I want to climb the Tooth. Will I die in an avvy? Do I need a rope for the approach?

I'll kill you bitch