Cpt.Caveman

Chosspile!

I cannot reveal any more info until my epic masterpiece is complete.

Ok chumps you will all lose I will tell my story of climbing the Tooth naked tandem with Hollyclimber smoking a pack of camel non filts.

That counts if you asked me. Free solo naked or whatever. Climbed it yesterday is cool as doing it prior to your report would be the best. Right

Nice BFG to take home some jerky would have been in order if Captain Crag and I were in the AO. Hand me that Barrett .50 Crag and get that spotting scope up. Looks like dinner, wall trophy and a new rug! [ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

Jolly good Captain Crag (saluting). I hear that the General was bolting up some chossy limestoney down there this year. I hold the western front fine. I have recruited more worthy troops! -Cpt CavemanSprayathon King

Heil Colonel Crag. Opps I meant hi I was thinking about spraying about the Tooth! Maybe I should send it again this year to add some new photos. [ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

I sold Fred that greenage in Phil's autosig

Does that mean since I am the greatest sprayer I get to choose the first route

texplorer is my new hero!

Sure. JValente MOleson and I cruise up Easter Sunday with the dog. We intended on climbing the Outside face route. After looking at the 5.9 pitch we decided it could have been mossy and or wet. We moved around to the notch. It was Mike's lead so he picked a route in the east side. No chimney as noted in several books. Just crappy wet moss covered rock and 3 or 4 rattly pitons on the crux that would not likely hold a fall even if you clipped them all. Burrow through a really annoying tree up some more choss and finally the small summit. The notch route is probably better. I still don't know about the Outside Face since we never completed it. If you are up there you might as well do one of the Beckey routes behind it on Snow Creek Wall. One is 5.7 one is 5.8 and they are not too long but look fun. I hear April Fools tower is fun which is a short walk away from Easter..

Nah I did not pull a Poop oops I mean Pope. Your new mullet hairdo is killer bro

I nominate zdfg and Bonzo!

REI supports fee demo. Nuf said.

I'll be the dude yelling "Hey bro I am gonna French free this 5.9 offwidth dude! So prepare for the hang fest if necessary cuz this crack is sick and I wanna send it mo fro stylee! Summit or plummet! TAKE!!!" [ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

No need for seeds. They pop and make you cough and make your bag weigh more

quote: Originally posted by Bronco: Free Fallin' - Tom Petty (for craggin with me) Last Dance with Mary Jane - Tom Petty (for all you potheads out there) Country Boy Can Survive - Hank Williams Jr. (for those "4th class gullies" on the approach) You sure you weren't born in the Chumstick dude

I use hemp ropes. That way you can smoke it in the alpine when your route is done. Thus reducing your carry out weigth

Great just in time for some fun! Hehehehhe

Pantera - Fucking Hostile - for ice climbing

That was you then I saw there. Cool thanks dude.

Cornice tunneling now that is friggin cool shit!

Alas Bonzo does not exist any more The moderators saw that his name was banned. I am sure someone will step up to spray again though!

quote: Originally posted by oo9: Cpt.Caveman, the "Bone" looks good and has been showing with Longboarding part 1,"dont hit the pavement" Will be on video soon. Happy Thanksgiving! [ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: oo9 ] Not sure what you meant about videos. I thought you just filmed them for personal viewing? Anyway I would not mind seeing it one of these days. I like surfing too

I bailed on Smith Rocks since Tieton was in and is better and closer. Moon Rocks has a cool route called Internal Bliss. It is a novelty chimney climb behind several columns for about 65 feet where you finally pop out near the top of the crag. 4 wall stemming and shit, pro every 3 inches if you want. Check it out BTW the bridge at the Royal Columns from this past summer is gone. I saw one other party of climbers all weekend there only. How do you get across now? There must be some bridge up river or lower down? BTW hey Charlie how did that room smell? Fun guzzling beer in Ellensburg dude!