Someone at Squamish once called in a rescue on the Chief on my buddy Luc's haulbag which he had left as his highpoint while taking a day off from putting up Under The Gun. They told the officer they had been watching a climber and felt they need a rescue as they were not moving.
Lucs response was to sew a shirt and pants on his haulbag so it looked more like a person. Also that way, when he hauled it the arms and legs flopped around spasmodically exciting the gapers more
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