Dru

holding hands at the roller rink in grade 8 does not count

Burninator

what a softy

I HEARD THERE IS THIS MULTIPITCH ON BRIDGE CREEK WALL THAT IS EASY AND FUN!! NOT CLOSE TO THE ROAD EITHER!! OR TOKETIE WALL!! actually though, what about Tree Route plus Upper 8 Mile Buttress.

do a google search for bondage lots of knots, also handcuffs etc.

peshastin is soooo lovely at this time of year with the fog of pesticides drifting over from the orchard as you climb

its dirtbag vs. weekend warrior. having just wasted a month and a half spell of unemployment with only about 18 days of climbing over that time, i am now in negotiations to once again become a total w.w. it sucks to have a vocation other than climbing

is all ya need to know

What the hell does Elrond have to do with this, huh Jon?

on a pagetop

looks like a more high tech version of the American Death Triangle to me

fixing the lower biner DOES have the advantage that a fall is less likely to crossload. it is easier for the "floating" lower biner to move around into a crossloadable position than it is for this to happen to a fixed biner.

yeah they should charge you like $59.95 for Ti salt and pepper shakers predrilled with lightening holes.

i too have a good crop of chin pubes

How come you always see greasy pubes stuck to the lip of the urinal? I never seem to add any: how do they get there? I suppose if yer real bushman you might mow some off every time you use your zipper, which would be a good argument for buttons.

if you just "drop acid and free solo" you will never have to use a stupid spendy specialized anchor set up however let it be said "free soloing is aid"

man whoever said that cbs was just a script that downloads regurgitated tech tip factoids and freedom of the hills chunks is correct. but whatever server the script is running on musta upgraded recently cause the script seems to be running on a faster speed now

DFA that is the whole point

barefoot in a shocking pink thong gotta throw that cheek scum passing the pod on the great arch

can DFA recommend some good American Fork Music suitable for climbing in a silly 30 foot high cave and calling it the future of American sport climbing? (c. 1991)

Frank Zappa was a musician of some renown, viewed by some as a great composer, and was fairly popular. At age ten, Beethoven, a fairly well-known composer himself, was tearing shit up on the piano. Clearly, anything a ten-year-old lad can accomplish is unremarkable, and thus we can rest assured that composing music is kinderspiel. Buenas noches, Poop; and bone swah to Dwayno as well. OMFG!!! THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!! Pope...i got a buddy who is an old fart at 16 THAT WILL JUST KICK YOUR ASS PLAIN AND SIMPLE on bouldering...i'll make no claims regarding crack climbing, but if you want to distill down to a couple of moves, you and dwayner won't even hang the first set of holds...and he was climbing almost as hard at 12 and 13 as he is now...go ahead and slam me for saying bouldering only, but if he decided to concentrate in the other realms you'll be blown away there as well... i disagree...there are oodles of freakoid kiddies running aboud climbing hard at sport and bouldering...there is a reason for that...they weigh 90 lbs! i have never seen a kid climb higher than 12 cracks... This kid's 150lbs... and that's what they said about sharma and he's a tank now... also, Jason Campbell was climbing 5.12 cracks as a youngster in the valley as well as tom herbert...additionally, you don't see many 5.13 crack ascents in general, now do you??? ya know people are sending 5.13 cracks at squamish pretty much all the time right?

http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-220284620030514-100517.html

i just mamboed it