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i consumed an illegal substance with Chongo Chuck in J Tree

Rap is a wall at Alpental and hip hop is short for hippity-hop which is what snafflehounds do. Any more questions?

I think you mean the "A"

If Kid Rocks busts a rhyme about his dog dying and his wife leaving him and the bank foreclosing on his achy breaky trailer, is that country or hiphop?

in general though, hip hop fans don't have mullets.

Now that hardshells are so 90's, would you like a fat lip?

is this what Americans do to make up for not having Boxing Day?

Word is Haffner is fat like it used to be with tons of ice covering formerly mixed climbs like Mojo. But the tree anchors have all burned up.

Nazir Sabir hugged me once

Your car stereo is possessed by Satan. Exorcism will solve your problems.

Yes - eccentric perverts are easy targets. And endlessly fascinating , witness the Michael Jackson coverage.

"Burn em before you return em."

End the war - send Michael Jackson to Iraq

No no no! You are all missing the point except for Dan Harris a bit. I am referring to the ads such as "BEAR MASSAGE. Large husky, hairy, beefy man available for outcall." We already made fun of the furries now for the bears!

From now on anyone making an assertion as to provenance of cobble-filled rock, please include reference to published geological study of area covering rock you are citing. These unsubstantiated Internet assertions as to volcanic vs. sedimentary provenance are devoid of verifiability.

I think we should have a thread about "bears"

when will people learn to stay away from the lodge awning when it's snowing BUSTED, no it was when i took my skis off and tried to posthole up a cliff.

natural titanium is mined from godzilla droppings. the outskirts of tokyo are the richest titanium deposits in the world. wonder why crime is so low in japan? just ask those exiled to a life in the mines you are confusing titanium and technitium

In Britain they are crusading against top roping because excess top roping destroys routes.

They buy it from Russia Far East and the transport cost is low.

I think maybe this guy threw it out of his window, Mister E.

Instead of banning people outright, one option for the moderators would be this

Naw, it's like the start of Punch Drunk Love where the hero finds the harmonium at the side of the road.

I want the DJ Quik and GZA too. You got solo albums by like the full Wu Tang there!

Yes, if it's anything like a Catbirdseat version of "beta"