Dru

Fat ass police are using the Taser cause they are too lazy to get out the truncheon for a good old fashioned beating.

steaksauce

Hey kid - I wasn't asking about illegal fishing but about how many fish the "ancestors" you mention took from the river and how they did it "respectfully". You might be surprised!

I liked the auto-jump to first unread post instead of the current "click here to jump". But it's not unbearable.

Since you made the assertion is it up to you to prove it.

Mixed Master J/Like A Virgin?

Got any stats to back that up, I don't think so.

Do they have low-carb yoga for my harem?

http://snopes.com/photos/risque/queen.asp

they have been doing that sustainably for 10,000 years. except not with shopping carts.

the best ice climbing glove is a flipper. you ever see penguins come out of the water?

wait a year and get the well-named nissan cube instead!

The RED ONE!

http://www.duncanbourne.co.uk Example:

I can't believe it.

You mean your picture of a red X in a white square?

Image address not gallery page address

The Eiger Sanction - Trevanian

You Otter know better. There are only 730 replies to that thread and less than half of them are mine.

Well apparently it blows in this case. Perhaps this is because of the scientifically indefensible introduction of the constants i and e into the equation pv=nrt

Shouldn't you, of all people, be notifying a Nodderator?

But theoretically at least, you could make a lava lamp in a stovepot with some oil and wax and it would start to work if you put it on a stove burner on medium heat.

Here's Lyle practicing with his new "light" tools

An old man is sitting on a porch and sees a young boy walking by. The young boy is carrying something under one arm. "What's that you got there boy?" "Chicken wire, sir!" "Where are ya going with that chicken wire boy?" "I'm gonna catch me some chickens, sir!" "Consarn it all boy you can't catch chickens with chicken wire! Haw haw haw!" Yet that afternoon the old man sees the boy walk by with a dozen chickens! The next day the man once again sees the boy walking by with something. "Say there boy what've you got there today?" "Duct tape mister! I'm going to catch me some ducks!" "Ducks are hard to catch, boy! I don't think that's going to work!" Yet that afternoon, when the boy walks by he has twenty ducks in a gunny sack. The next day the boy walks along the street carrying something and the man calls out "What are you carrying today, boy?" "Pussy willow, sir." "Hold on boy let me get my hat, I'm coming with you today!"