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  1. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Kilt eh! Schoeller Spandex sam same bro. I bet you just like it when boys look up your skirt I like it when girls REACH up my skirt.
  2. Dru

    Dubious Distinctions

    2nd most # of posts on cc.com Most # of posts (articles) on bivouac.com Largest amount of Spray on Gripped.com
  3. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I got a purple helmet for your mouth Drul. i got 5 knuckles for your teeth punk! i guess your Purple helmet matches your Blue Balls?
  4. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: The word is publicly out and it is that you got some new spandex miniskirt to boulder your V5.2 in. One can only draw conclusions after seeing the photos It's a KILT!!!! not a Miniskirt and it is made of Schoeller ExtremeSkin SuperPlaid UltraTechy2001, not Spandex.
  5. Is that offer just open for Beck or would you take a Canadian?? That sounds like my ideal house... oh wait, it would only be a 7 hour commute each way to my job... damn. Later.
  6. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: SmallWallSmallNutsack?Cocky I bet you and Drul would make great partners. You could both work that 5.6 jughaul at Vworld together Capt Im still working the redpoint on a 5.4, it will take me a while before I start projecting a .6
  7. Do you have to wear a BD Avalung to ride in a TNF Avalanche?
  8. quote: Originally posted by BigWallBigBallsRocky: Dru is about as clever as a sack of dead puppies, yup. I am king. you all suck. BigFallLittleBallsRookie, sorry I killed your puppy, man. It was good with BBQ sauce BTW. If you wanna be a spray lord you are going to have to go for some serious VOLUME. Until then I hope you are still having fun bivying on the 4th bolt of a VWorld 5.7 jug haul.
  9. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Speaking of helmets. I am thinking about putting a grivel Evolution pick on my helmet this winter to help me ice climbing. Speaking of helmets why dont you sharpen some teeth on your purple helmet and when your arms get tired you can do a groin thrust and rest... oh I guess the teeth would make your other favorite activity harder to do
  10. Page 11? Hello? you there?
  11. Getting closer... and closer... and closer.... Where is Caveman he should be helping out! quote: Originally posted by Dru: Are we there yet mommee? where is page 11?? ________________ My Lou is the biggest of them all.
  12. Are we there yet mommee? where is page 11?? ________________ My Lou is the biggest of them all.
  13. andnowpage11ihope quote: Originally posted by Dru: I will be first to post on page 10! Starting Now! ____________________________________I got a bigger Lou than you do.
  14. atthisratewewillallbeonpage100soon thatshouldbefun
  15. Shatner Wigs Out And Woks. Toupee Or Not Toupee?
  16. I will be first to post on page 10! Starting Now! ____________________________________I got a bigger Lou than you do.
  17. quote: Originally posted by JayB: What are the odds of Banks Lake or Lilloet(sp?)being in in late December? Lillooet - good. LILLOOET LILLOOET LILLOOET. "Ell-eye-double-ell-double-oh-et-tee."
  18. Dru

    Apple Cup

    maybe this will make it all make sense. Her words were all I had to get me through those long lonely nights. She told me she had never met anyone like me before, and unless she did not know her own heart, our relationship had the makings of true love. I told her I'd never been in love before, but asked her if she would show me the way. I also wrote her that if my feelings got any stronger, my heart was going to burst. So she set up a time and a place for the two of us to meet. For two whole weeks, I could think of nothing else. When the day finally came, I blew her off. You can never tell with e-mail. For all I knew, she could have been a guy.
  19. Rock at Smith is BOMBER!!!! compared to canadian Rockies anyways. Dig those nubbins, climbing feels like nipple tweaking all day long. Like the Cracks at Smith that put the bite on your hands when you climb them like a dog with filed down teeth. Haai-ya Karate Crack still need to do that one cleanly.
  20. 4:20 comes early today! squamish time!
  21. the 13th floor is just really thin like in "being john malkovich". I wonder if "being ray borbon" is like that for E-dog? hee hee.
  22. quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: I rest my case. "I rest my case" = "Yes Master, I C" Who told you you wrre allowed to look, Slave?
  23. Are you afraid of the dork?? How do they tell which end is your face when they shave your ass? If Norman Bates had had a mother like you he would have been gay.
  24. quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: True, but one isn't needed. "Dork" works well enough. UrdRudDurUdrRdu. Sorry, "Taxes Cue Alcohol" "E-Cult Hoaxes Coal" [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]
  25. quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: "Hello! My name's Hayduke and I'm a hippie!"-Ed Abbey, The Monkeywrench Gang "Something's wrong with America when even cowboys can get laid!"
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