You need to contact the authorities, this may be the property of an injured or deceased.
For instance:
http://q13fox.com/2015/04/06/crew-rescues-hiker-after-50-foot-fall-in-olympic-national-forest/
Are you talking about this thread? Adults? No idea of what is being discussed? How about this synopsis:
You fucking idiot - wally world - I'm an arborist - happy ending - H&R block - I pay a lot in taxes - THC - it's impossible that you pay a lot in taxes - fuk the gov - fuk the dems - obama care - war on the middle class - teachers bla bla bla.
I don't think an adult has looked at this thread since 2014
Gotta start offering happy endings
I am not a mid level practitioner, you idiot. You are like this child, who joined a conversation among adults, and has no fucking idea, what they are talking about.
Then it sounds like you need a happy ending