Wopper Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 What exactly is the International Man of Mystery, aka Conrad Anker doing in the new Koflach ad? Does anyone have any insight? My guess is that he got all liquered up on his Tecate, passed out, spilled some, the gal is trying to clean up the mess and startled him. Quote
texplorer Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 So if you were woken up by Conny in only his smoking robe and boots you would normally be a bit startled. They are mocking that by showing him being the one startled by a women in a pink robe awakening him. Over the entire campaign is a little ridiculous. It was funny the first time - now a little like beating a dead horse. Quote
Dru Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 I think its a way better ad campaign than having him on some "Hard route" saying "Fuck on this Hard Route I feel like I'm climbing WI2 thanks to these KOFLACH BOOTS!!!". Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 Thanks to my Koflach's I can now lead WI2 too Quote
Dru Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Thanks to my Koflach's I can now lead WI2 too I'm working on it. Maybe this year will be the year. Maybe if the GM trades a few more players and I don't take so many dumb penalties, I will get more ice time... Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 I always considered myself as a walking penalty waiting to happen. Isnt the whole intent of hockey to beat your opponents into bloody pulps anyways Quote
Dru Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I always considered myself as a walking penalty waiting to happen. Isnt the whole intent of hockey to beat your opponents into bloody pulps anyways Only if you win. "You can't score goals if youre in the box"...If they make Hockey CoEd though, I'd definitely draft Tonya Harding for my team, that girl knows how to hit. I mean, think back about 5 years, the Canucks were the biggest strongest team in the league, but lost a bunch of games because they couldn't score. Then they got Pavel and nearly got the Cup. and now look at em - big & strong, lots of scorers, but a huge gaping hole where the goalie should be. Oh well another .500 season I bet. PS I won a Seattle mariners poster by shopping at the L'worthless Safeway if anybody wants it let me know. Quote
Wopper Posted September 27, 2001 Author Posted September 27, 2001 I understand about the ad campaign, Koflach's are so comfy you wear them while lounging around the house.....that's not the question. Texplorer - If Conrad is sleeping why does he have a Tecate in his hand? That is called passing out, not sleeping. Dru - Go Red Wings!! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 Dru somehow I think your skinny ass would get romped trying to play hockey. You are a mere spectator stick boy Quote
Dru Posted September 27, 2001 Posted September 27, 2001 I was the stick boy for the girls team at University. Had to do massages after the game for tired muscles in the Locker Room. Only problem was in the playoffs they stopped shaving just like guy hockey players do. Oh hell, who Am I kidding. I wasn't the stick boy. I did do the full monty for their victory celebration though! Quote
Lambone Posted September 28, 2001 Posted September 28, 2001 Thats funny, I allways thought Koflachs made WI2 seem like WI5. Quote
Retrosaurus Posted September 28, 2001 Posted September 28, 2001 quote: Originally posted by lambone: Thats funny, I allways thought Koflachs made WI2 seem like WI5. Only on your feet. Quote
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