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Obama is Tapping Your Phone


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Nine "tech giants" are accused of collaborating with the NSA by greedy reporter at the Washington Post seeking to one-up the Snowden story. Nine tech giants then state said reporter is a lying sack of click-baiting shit, though only Facebook (go figure) was that direct about it. The next day, the story in the WP is unceremoniously retracted without any acknowledgement by the WP that it was wrong, but the WP has already cashed in and the story goes viral, still at the forefront like yellow cake uranium, mushroom clouds, and the temperature of burning jet fuel.

 

Question: Why get news from vendors such as the Washington Post, the New York Times, and Fox News -- when you can get equally credible accounts from the various wack jobs you know up close and personal, right here in spray?

 

That said, here's some inside dope: The NSA and PETA have been found conspiring to genetically alter your brain so that you will never again eat anything about which you might say "It tastes like chicken!" This is a fact. Just because nobody here has talked about it yet don't mean shit. But there's a way to avoid the fowl-friendly mutagenic scheme: Don't drink water with fluoride in it. That's right. Just don't. It's because the fluoride, although safe by itself, will potentiate the vaccines man, the vaccines!

 

OK, I know. For many of you it's too late.

 

There, there.

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