From:Cpt.Caveman You wanna bring it on punk?

[allthumbs]

dfa, whydoncha suck the farts outta me arse

[Dru]

Clearcuts but with trees left standing here and there. Eg. for habitat.

[allthumbs]

I hate clearcuts...I'm glad they're in Canada and not so prevalent here anymore.

[Dru]

Whatever redneck. You love clearcuts because it makes it easier to shoot the spotted owls without trees in the way.

[RobBob]

I hear Spotted Owl tastes like Eagle meat.

[allthumbs]

Theres no owls left in my woods hoser. I blew the little shits to hell.

[Dwayner]

Yo, homies. After reading all of the above with the rappin' and such, Mack-Daddy Dwayner's gonna try to bust a rhyme for ya!

 

Yo, yo, homies.

yo, Big wall...

uh....Big Lou

uh....sport climbing is weak

yo,yo, whatcha doing with them bolts, homey?

uhh....phat sit-start in da house..uhhh

uhhhhh.. Never mind. bad idea.

Let's forget about the bustin' a rhyme thing.

Maybe I'll try later when I'm done with Mickey's breakfast sixer.

[COL._Von_Spanker]

Y'alls flow be wack, in dire need of surgery

best check yerself in for that frontal lobotomy

my rymes tighter than Nashville Pussy, and slicker than John Gotti

 

callin out you cyber fools

Step to this shit yer sure to get skooled

 

so many plab playa's in da hizzy; make all ya fly ladies wanna get naked and get busy...

..with the boys who live large and take no priznas

crushin' other MC's like grapes in napa.

 

tippin back da 40 like a playa tips his ho's

callin out all you wankers and all yer wack prose..

 

[allthumbs]

Yo be trippin

[catbirdseat]

Nothing like the subject of Cavey to bring out the creativity in people. This is great. I can rhyme worth shit so I won't try.

[allthumbs]

Yeah, Cavey's a trip. hahaha