Do your ears hang low?

[RobBob]

So my kids are belting out the words to one of their favorite kid-songs on Thanksgiving, and my dad the WWII vet says to me "You know where that song comes from, don't you?" Sure enough, the google search reveals:

Do your balls hang low?

Do they swing to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,

Like a Continental soldier?

Can you do the double shuffle,

When your balls hang low?

 

Chorus

Ting-a-ling, God damn,

Find a woman if you can.

If you can't find a woman,

Find a clean old man.

If you're ever in Gibraltar,

Take a flying fuck at Walter.

Can you do the double shuffle,

When your balls hang low?

 

 

[MntnrMichael]

So was that a song the GI's sang during WWII?

[RobBob]

Guesso... has the ring of somebody who's been away from home too long!

[allthumbs]

RobBob, my 13 year old sings that song, but leaves out the f-word.

[gregm]

hitler, he had but one ball

goering had two, but they were very small

himmler had something similar

and dr goebballs had no balls at all

 

 

[North_by_Northwest]

There was a fat man from Bawstin.

He drove around town in an Austin.

He squeezed his head and his arse inside

but his balls fell out an he lostem.

[dbconlin]

I have heard the orignal "balls low" version before too. It makes much more sense, throwing THOSE over your shoulder (I mean if they really do hang that low) than your ears, which are already over your shoulders,

 

Had not heard the chorus though.

[dbconlin]

there once was a man from nantucket

whose dick was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin, and cum on his chin

if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it