RobBob Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 So my kids are belting out the words to one of their favorite kid-songs on Thanksgiving, and my dad the WWII vet says to me "You know where that song comes from, don't you?" Sure enough, the google search reveals: Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder, Like a Continental soldier? Can you do the double shuffle, When your balls hang low? Chorus Ting-a-ling, God damn, Find a woman if you can. If you can't find a woman, Find a clean old man. If you're ever in Gibraltar, Take a flying fuck at Walter. Can you do the double shuffle, When your balls hang low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MntnrMichael Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 So was that a song the GI's sang during WWII? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 2, 2002 Author Share Posted December 2, 2002 Guesso... has the ring of somebody who's been away from home too long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 RobBob, my 13 year old sings that song, but leaves out the f-word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 hitler, he had but one ball goering had two, but they were very small himmler had something similar and dr goebballs had no balls at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_by_Northwest Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 There was a fat man from Bawstin. He drove around town in an Austin. He squeezed his head and his arse inside but his balls fell out an he lostem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbconlin Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 I have heard the orignal "balls low" version before too. It makes much more sense, throwing THOSE over your shoulder (I mean if they really do hang that low) than your ears, which are already over your shoulders, Had not heard the chorus though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbconlin Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 there once was a man from nantucket whose dick was so long he could suck it he said with a grin, and cum on his chin if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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