Donettes!

[tvashtarkatena]

I'll miss thee!

 

The media narrative is that the (one week long) strike from those evil, selfish bakers KILLED HOSTESS.

 

That Hostess executives massively jacked their own compensation, even in the face of reduced demand for their products, while slashing baker's pay by 8% is conveniently omitted in many news stories.

 

Fuck a company's financial health over years with asset stripping, calcified policies, bonehead marketing, no innovation, and beak dipping executive compensation, and don't forget to blame lowest paid employees when the shit comes down.

 

 

 

 

[G-spotter]

honey boo boo want TWINKIE

[ivan]

the good news is that, given the fact their various products were made almost purely out of preservatives, any remaing hostess snack left in a time-capsule, bomb shelter, double-wide trailer, etc. oughta be good anytime between now and judgement day

[Off_White]

There was a package of Twinkies nailed to the wall in my rental house for four years with no sign of mold or decay.

[tvashtarkatena]

I'm for blasting a Hostess sampler, and 'Hark', if you will, into outer solar system orbit so that we never lose what we once had.

 

Perhaps we could stow some vaccines on board, in case they're banned by some future idiocracy.

Edited November 17, 2012 by tvashtarkatena

[KaskadskyjKozak]

 

Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Ho Hos are necessary to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Obama needs to bail out Hostess - too big to fail!

[tvashtarkatena]

We should have never privatized the Strategic Custard Reserve.